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Jets Come Back To Lose

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

It took a while but the Jets finally decided on a way to lose on Monday night.

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Bears-Jets MNF Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,019 comments

Jets started the game down 14-0 half a few minutes but have crawled their way back into it at the half.

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Bears-Jets MNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 1,034 comments

Jay Cutler and Rex Ryan make for an excellent showdown of KSKharacters. As for a football game? We'll see.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Happy Andy Reid to the Rescue

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

After more depressing NFL press conferences, we need happy Andy Reid more than ever.

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In This Time Of Crisis, Peter King Says To Call in The Czars

By Christmas Ape | 159 comments

Goodell needs a domestic violence czar, says old man who is not entirely sure what a czar is.

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Steelers-Panthers Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 774 comments

Steelers lead at half even though they haven't scored a TD in eight quarters.

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Steelers-Panthers SNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 892 comments

Steelers see if they can give up 800 yards rushing in one game.