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Your Kickoff-Free Pro Bowl Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 302 comments

Watch the NFL experiment with rule changes it isn't ready to implement yet!

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balls

Bill Belichick Gives Surprise Saturday Science Lecture

By Christmas Ape | 68 comments

A very boring Saturday interruption. Thanks Ballghazi!

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Tommy from Quinzee

IT WAS ME! I WAS THE BALL DEFLATAH!

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

CAWL OFF THE WITCH HUNTS! STAWP THE PRESS CAWNFERENCES! I GAWT A CONFESSION TO MAKE!

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NFL Bad Lip Reading Is Back, Y’all

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

The 2014 NFL season bad lip reading is here.

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12th Man

The Seahawks Are Out Here Trying To Trademark Numbers

By Christmas Ape | 81 comments

The Seahawks are working to trademark the number 12 and the word boom.

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gratuitious simpsons references

Dan Marino Does Not Flub

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

Dan Marino is a broadcast professional and doesn't even need to see a playback.

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