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Michael Vick Is Pissed At Riley Cooper For Not Texting Him Back

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Riley Cooper not texting Michael Vick back now that the world moved on from Riley's hate speech.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: We Can Replicate Manning Face. We Have The Technology.

By Christmas Ape | 54 comments

Eli face in Madden, Madden glitches, a Vontaze Burfict extension and ESPN actually apologized for something.

Cam Newton

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Carolina Panthers

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Everyone expects them to regress. Everyone is probably right.

Arian Foster

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Houston Texans

By Christmas Ape | 41 comments

Can't get much worse than last season. Oh wait, they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Atlanta Falcons

Falcons ‘Hard Knocks’ Episode Four Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Wake me when Bryan Cox and Roddy White start talking.

matt schaub

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

With their free agency signings, would be Super Bowl favorites if this was 2008.

Teddy Bridgewater

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Cassel/Bridgewater is just like Hoyer/Manziel only no one cares.

2014 NFL Prekkake

2014 KSK NFL Prekkake: Arizona Cardinals

By Christmas Ape | 57 comments

Last year was the best year for the Cardinals in recent franchise history and no one noticed.


KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Lovie Smith coaching a team that has a red flag for its logo. How fitting.

andy dalton

KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

Already penciled in with another division title followed by a playoff loss.