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KSK Week In Review: You Can’t Transcribe That On TV

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NFL people had meetings and breakfasts, leading to minor rulebook changes. It's March.

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KSK Mock Draft: Cool Fictional Bosses

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This week, we draft fictional bosses so we can pretend our work experience might not be so dreadful.

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Plot Suggestions For The ‘Coach’ Reboot

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

"Coach" is coming back and we have a bunch of plot ideas for it.

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We’re Here For You, Eric Dickerson

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

Eric Dickerson is having all the feels about One Direction right now.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Randy Gregory Is This Draft’s Victim of The Demon Weed

By Christmas Ape | 95 comments

A likely top-10 pick tested positive for weed, an annual story we're forced to pretend to care about.

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KILL KILL KILL: Your Aunt’s Handbag Challenge

By Christmas Ape | 15 comments

Leopard and python do battle to avoid being made into a handbag.

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North Dakotans Really Love Fred Biletnikoff For Some Reason

By Christmas Ape | 100 comments

And Iowans love the Patron Saint, but we understand that.

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Woody Johnson and Bob Kraft Are Having Another Classic Billionaire’s Brawl

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

The Jets and Patriots have filed tampering charges against the other relating to Darrelle Revis.

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