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Trevor Risk

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This Week In F**k You: DJs

By Trevor Risk | 120 comments

You know that bar you liked hanging out in for the past few years? Well, now at seven o’clock a guy in a fedora and fingerless gloves comes in, hooks up a contraption that looks like a Simon to the sound system, shotguns a Monster Energy Drink and “gets turnt up” or “goes hard” or whatever at 115 decibels.

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Chris Culliver Rear Ends Citizen In Bay Area

By Trevor Risk | 26 comments

According to an eyewitness, Culliver, who was cornered by the witness after being followed post-hit and run, threatened his way out of the situation with a set of brass knuckles, which police found at the scene.

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The Steve Smith Situation: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

By Trevor Risk | 53 comments

This might be the first video of kids in the backseat of a car, shot by a parent, that isn't about a kid high as balls coming home from the dentist. Although, after tooth extraction, remember to ICE UP SON.

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This Week In F**k You: Pho

By Trevor Risk | 226 comments

Keep your compost puke stew away from me.


Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament This Weekend: R E A D Y !

By Trevor Risk | 24 comments

If you didn't read last week's mock draft, you probably don't know that I think on the seventh day God created Tecmo Super Bowl: an NES game that will never not be the best way to burn an afternoon or get in fist fights with siblings no matter how old they are.


This Week In F–k You: Duvets

By Trevor Risk | 56 comments

It’s not really the duvet that’s the problem. As Tyler Durden once told (SPOILERS!) himself, “it’s just a blanket”. The ruiner of mornings and sucker of time is the duvet COVER.

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The KSK Workout Plan

By Trevor Risk | 100 comments

We decided to compile you a workout playlist, in case you're still fooling yourself that 2014 is the year you get a body like Russell Brand

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Richard Sherman: Choir Boy

By Trevor Risk | 58 comments

In a stammering, and heavily guided, round of questioning, a woman asks Sherman about strip clubs, attempting to get him to weigh in on the feminist issue of keeping America’s daughters off the pole.

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Bennett Lets Off Some Steam, Post Seahawks Victory

By Trevor Risk | 15 comments

Listen, if basketball players are going to play tight end in the NFL, then they should expect to get NBA-level smack talk.