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Sarah Sprague

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Dan Snyder Leaves Early, Spits In Stadium, Disgusted By Fans In Red Face

By Sarah Sprague | 11 comments

Yelling out at no one in particular, Snyder cried, "Is it really too much to expect them to have Redskin-appropriate headdresses?"

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Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Comments of the Week: October 1-7, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 58 comments

As Peter King would say, the Comments of the Week are a funny thing.

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A supposedly fun thing I will never do again

Fun With Peter King: Father Time Catches Up With Everyone

By Sarah Sprague | 70 comments

As far as boring Peter King columns go, this one is pretty much one of the most vanilla and boring ones yet.

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From the desk of Roger Goodell

Roger Goodell Starts His Campaign To Be “Leader In The Domestic Violence Space”

By Sarah Sprague | 43 comments

When Roger Goodell said he was looking to be "a leader in the domestic violence space" he didn't give any indication of what it would take to become the Grand Poobah of keeping people safe.

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Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Comments of the Week: September 24-30, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 40 comments

"This is why Condoleezza Rice would make a great commissioner. There is no way she would approve an unsubstantiated attack on a Husain."

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danger guerrero

The Revised Rankings of the 12 Months Of The Year

By Sarah Sprague | 30 comments

Danger Guerrero completely messed up ranking the months of the year for Uproxx. We fixed it for him.

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