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Sarah Sprague

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37 Items You Need in the Event of a Cowboys Winning Apocalypse

By Sarah Sprague | 108 comments

Hi, I'm Randy "Tank" Thompson and I'm here to talk to you about what our government and our so-called news media won't; the possibility of a Dallas Cowboys winning season.

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Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Comments of the Week for Rocktober 8-14, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 68 comments

If Nicholas Sparks made a movie about the NFL, then Chuck Pagano would’ve died from cancer.

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Cleveland Browns

Brian Hoyer Begs LeBron James, The King of Akron, For His Support

By Sarah Sprague | 28 comments

"Don't be silly. The Browns starting quarterback is superstar Johnny Manziel."

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ESPN Ignores Ferguson Protesters At Edward Jones Dome During MNF

By Sarah Sprague | 156 comments

Demonstrations continue just a few feet away from the ESPN trailers outside of the Dome.

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it's satire people

Dan Snyder Leaves Early, Spits In Stadium, Disgusted By Fans In Red Face

By Sarah Sprague | 11 comments

Yelling out at no one in particular, Snyder cried, "Is it really too much to expect them to have Redskin-appropriate headdresses?"

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Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Comments of the Week: October 1-7, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 58 comments

As Peter King would say, the Comments of the Week are a funny thing.

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A supposedly fun thing I will never do again

Fun With Peter King: Father Time Catches Up With Everyone

By Sarah Sprague | 70 comments

As far as boring Peter King columns go, this one is pretty much one of the most vanilla and boring ones yet.

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From the desk of Roger Goodell

Roger Goodell Starts His Campaign To Be “Leader In The Domestic Violence Space”

By Sarah Sprague | 43 comments

When Roger Goodell said he was looking to be "a leader in the domestic violence space" he didn't give any indication of what it would take to become the Grand Poobah of keeping people safe.

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