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Top 10 Strongest Takes about the Redskins losing their trademark

By PFT Commenter | 117 comments

Well the Actvist United States Patent and Trademark Office has struck again folks.

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it's satire people

This week in f*ck you: The World Cup

By PFT Commenter | 84 comments

Well I guess every ones got World Cup fever except for me mostly because I got vacinated against it by watching a entire game of soccer when I was young.

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John Madden, George Halas, and Vince Lombardi still talk to this day

By PFT Commenter | 14 comments

A guy whose the most responsible for the rise of video games then anyone accept for maybe divorced dads trying to look cool.

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Create your own $15 team of grit

By PFT Commenter | 77 comments

You have exactly $15 dollars to spend on 5 players and to be honest with you $15 dollars can still get you a heckuva motor.

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The Scripps National Telling Bee

By PFT Commenter | 16 comments

This is a forum and venue for hot steaming takes right of the part of your brain that tells you when your horny or if your about to die.

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Connor Barwin Freestyle Contest

By PFT Commenter | 40 comments

Barwin took to twitter on Memoral Day to let his followers know that he was giving away tickets to the Free Press Summer Festival for his follwer with the best freestyle rap.

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book whoring

PFT Commenter wrote a book. Vote here for the charity that he should donate to

By PFT Commenter | 87 comments

Its literaly costs $4.99 which is cheaper then a bottle of mad dog 20/20 and a condom.

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Reparations, Redskins, and Mark Cuban: An essay on race in three parts

By PFT Commenter | 94 comments

When I woke up this morning I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

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Leaked script for the Michael Sam reality show

By PFT Commenter | 42 comments

"I have the script for Michael Sam's reality show which I am publishing in its entirety here to show you just how they were planning on indoctrinating children."

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alex jones

My product review of Infowars’ sexual performance supplement

By PFT Commenter | 122 comments

"If you experience an erection lasting over 4 hours, you might be Jon Gruden watching Brady verse Manning." - Thomas Jefferson

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