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This popular game show host recently found himself entrenched in an NFL mascot debate

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How did a milquetoast game show host find himself being used as a pawn by a certain Washington football team to defend their continued use of a highly-debated mascot?

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This Week in F**k You: Button Fly Jeans

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This is what happens when you let Big Button get a hold of the jeans industry.

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Anonymous NFL Personnel Man is Ready for Some Daggum Football

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“Death, taxes, and the off-season. Hate ‘em. And you can bet your lily-white ass I’ve cheated my way through all three.”

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This Week In F**k You: “How I Met Your Mother”

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Ever had a tapeworm? Me neither. But imagine a doctor removing one from your digestive tract, only he forgot the head, and it started to regenerate. That’s the ninth season of “HIMYM”.

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The “True Detective” Theory So Obvious You’ll Kick Yourself For Not Thinking Of It First

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You’ve read one of the many thousand True Detective theories floating around the Interwebs. Now read another.