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Things To Do Instead Of Watching The Last Night Of The Preseason

By Johnny Sugar | 52 comments

Maybe you have better things to do tonight than watch preseason football. Curling anyone?

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This Week In F— You: Unnecessary Celebrity News Quotes

By Johnny Sugar | 68 comments

We make a huge deal out any dumb thing a famous person has to say so that we can generate a bunch of pageviews.

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World’s Worst Band Offers To Play Super Bowl

By Johnny Sugar | 97 comments

Just when you thought that Coldplay being a possibility was the worst thing.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

By Johnny Sugar | 59 comments

Is Tom Brady or Jimmy Garoppolo the fairest of them all?

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A Week-By-Week Guide To The Preseason

By Johnny Sugar | 27 comments

Let’s take a look at all the football you’ll be pretending to enjoy for the next month!

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Preseason Watchability Rankings

By Johnny Sugar | 28 comments

It’s worth noting, some teams are more unwatchable in the preseason than others. With that in mind, here are our preseason watchability rankings.

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The All-Hair Metal Arena Football League

By Johnny Sugar | 54 comments

1980s Hair Metal bands have some sick AFL buyin' money.

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