The ol’ Double J scored himself a couple hussies to take up into his fuck plane and bang out like did to Susan Skaggs. He may not have been able to draft Johnny Manziel but Jerry Jones is going to make his headlines one way or another.
Failing that, he’s just be part of an insane extortion plot concocted by someone who claims to be the son of God. We’ll all been there.
I want more like this!
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