NFL

I will be suspended from KSK posts for a year after this article, unless I win my appeal. (I won’t.)

With Josh Gordon’s suspension for smok’n dat reefer dominating our newscycle yesterday harder than Ray Rice dominating his wife with his fists, it was clear the time had come for my next complete bastardization of corporate team logos. Let’s make Darren Rovell weep. So what if the NFL finally took the big rod (Woodson) out of its butt and relaxed a bit? Lit one up? Smoked a bowl? Smoked that weed erry day? Let’s find out!

Organized by division:

Chargers broncos Chiefs

Raiders

Jags Colts Texans

Titans

ravens Steelers Browns

Bengals

Dolphins Patriots Bills

Jets

49ers Cardinals Seahawks

Rams

Falcons Panthers Saints

Bucs

Vikings Packers lions

Bears

eagles Giants Cowboys

Pot

If you want to see my past 32 team bastardizations: hereĀ is the ever growing collection

Fat
British
Anime
Hipsters
Manningface
QBs as their team name
Uniform redesigns