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That kid should announce games for FOX.

The rest of what transpired in the second episode of Falcons “Hard Knocks” was mostly forgettable. Some players went to the aquarium, where Ra’shede Hageman’s giant swimsuit floated around with a whale shark. Ricardo Allen talked about having swollen balls, then the narrator transitioned into a scene featuring Allen ziplining by saying that requires big pair. WHOOOOOAAA LIEV SCHREIBER BALL JOKES!

Oh and there was Tom Dimitroff mountain biking because he’s the raddest GM. Peter King says he even watched CNN!

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