DOOPY PANTZ GETS THE START! LET’S GET DOOPY!
The second dose of football methadone gets served up this evening. I must say, a couple of these matchups would actually be good if the games were worth a shit. Ah well, we only have to wait another six weeks for the actual Super Bowl rematch. In the meantime, Denver fans get to boo the bejesus out of the team that laid waste to their Broncos six months back.
In the meantime, don’t be surprised if the Harbaugh brothers toss aside preseason protocol and keep starters in for the entire game just to show up the other. Then get in a postgame midfield wrestling match that even makes Ray Rice squeamish.
San Francisco at Baltimore
Seattle at Denver
New England at Washington
Indianapolis at New York Jets
Cincinnati at Kansas City
Dallas at San Diego
I want more like this!
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