A full weekend of fake football awaits. Some starters will look good in limited action and ridiculously stoke expectations while others will look bad and convince fans the season is over before it's begun. But mostly, you'll be sad that it's not the real thing.
Yeah, I'll be watching too. Enjoy it. We're almost there!
I want more like this!
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