THe Redskins social media team has been striking out recently but today they hit a walkof dinger with there “Im so Redskin” campain. Basically they are asking folks to complete the phrase “Im so Redskin… ” almost like a Jeff Foxworthy Redneck joke to show team pride. Its time we take back the word that Indians have been using for centurys to make White people feel bad about using it. Heres are some examples of good Im so Redskin responses by me:

 

  • If you think that The day after a player get’s his AARP card is ‘the right time’ to give him a 5 year 35 millon dollar extenstion… You might be a Redskin.

 

  • If you think that “4th and short” is a acurate way to describe your teams place in the divison and your owners physical apearense, you might be a Redskin.
  • If a less offense of name for your people is when theyre confused with those who live on another continent, you might be a actual Redskin
  • If you think “blanket coverage” is your gameplan to neutrlize Jason Whitten and the Seminole Tribe,, you might be a Redskin.
  •  If you think a “draft pick” is a choice of $8 Bud Light and $10 Shock TOp, you might be a Redskin.
  • If “Six Flags” is a beter descripton of a typical offensive play then it is of your amusement park busness,, you might be a Redskin.

 

These are all out standing repsonses to the PR campaign but I felt I could step it up a bit with some help from a track from Iggy Azalea.

I’m so Redskin
Im allways finished last
In the divison
Get beat by NYG/ Dallas
I’m so Redskin
Watch RG3 go
Keep him in a playof game
Even if His ACLs bout to blow

First thigns first got last place defense defense
Zone read run let the RGKnee feel it feel it
And Im still in the distracton busnes busness
Desean Jackson need’s lessons in English English
You should want a bad pitch like this
Snap it low into the greensand at FedEx

Still puntin how you love that?
Got the whole league askin why we does that
Blitz comin, so we hand off-recevers dont touch that
Look at the Lombardi just wishin we could clutch that.

run run pass, just the way you like it
Moss gettin flagged for spinnin it or spikeing it.
Always turn over everything
Missing these throws burgany gold trigger on the run like

I’m so Redskin
Im allways finished last
In the divison
From NYC to Dallas
I’m so Redskin
Watch RG3 go
Keep him in a playof game
Even if His ACLs bout to blow

GUEST VERSE: ANDY DALTON

Im so red haird but now I got that dough
$115 Million with no playof wins to show
Yea Im so Andy but am I Elite?
Just wait til next year,
And a nother Wild Card defeat

Who Dey Who Dey A-n-d-y
Who Dey Who Dey A-n-d-y