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#8 is Gold Jerry
How is a skinny white intern the best mascot in the NFL?
He’s a ginger, so 1. He perfectly sums up the spirit of the team (soulless failure), and 2. Kids can come up and kick him in the shins or crotch and their parents don’t have to spend the next ten minutes apologizing.
Since he is also an intern, you can abuse the crap out of them and pay them squat or at the very worst, next to squat. If you don’t like them, you can get rid of them at any given second without a moment’s notice.
#4 Lobotomus primed?
The idea that Swagger has the chance to literally bite Johnny Footbaw in the ass makes me almost happy enough to forget that the Browns named their mascot something so goddamned dumb…
I read that as “stupid team name” and instantly wished this was a team cheer:
“Who are we?”
“What color do we like?”
So uhhh… there’s that.
Good to see that Mike Zimmer is supporting Mike Utley still. Thumbs Up!
Who knew there were Browns fans 8 hours away from Cleveland?
The look on that woman’s face is definitely “ehhhhh, this might have been a mistake…”
Hell, I’m surprised to see there are still Browns fans
Well, they live 15 minutes away, but, well, Browns fans are going to Browns it up.
Is that Tebow sitting front row in #7?
HORSES CAN’T SELL CARS!!!!
Whenever you ask if the car is for sale, they say, “NEIGH!”
Whoa! I don’t like where this is going.
I’m glad they moved that creepy Denver Horse statue out of the airport.
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