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They shoot tight ends, don’t they?
A tight end indicates that hes teh gay
I am expect trolling even on LOLNFL.
(Recycled from an earlier Manziel thread; pretty sure Moose is the only one who has seen it)
I haven’t seen a rookie quarterback’s finger cause this much controversy since Mark Sanchez crashed that homecoming dance in White Plains.
I haven’t seen people freak out so much about what a rookie did with his finger since one of Michael Sam’s new teammates mentioned that his family had a history of prostate cancer.
I haven’t seen a player get in so much hot water over a single twitch of the finger since Aaron Hernandez told his cronies “Don’t worry – it’s not loaded. I’m just going to scare him.”
I haven’t seen such a disgusting display of a player’s middle finger since Rashad Johnson took off his glove in that game against the Saints.
I haven’t seen a single finger damage a player’s prospects so much since a server outside of Bennigan’s invited Jamarcus Russell to sample one of their all-you-can-eat chicken fingers.
There might be an even NEWER post you should just keep recycling these until someone comments on them.
Hey! Two of these are new! And I know, in my heart, they are funny.
I haven’t seen a QB’s finger cause that much damage since Rex Grossman commanded the entire Bears locker room to collectively smell his finger
/high fives rikki
As long as you are amusing yourself all goals are achieved.
I haven’t seen a slip of the finger trigger this much manufactured outrage since Plaxico Burress went clubbing without applying his jock itch powder.
I havent seen people talk so much about a white dude finger blasting a pussy since Don Draper did it on Mad Men.
I haven’t seen a finger get a hard-partying quarterback in so much trouble since December 20, 2003, when a bartender in East Rutherford, New Jersey was overheard saying “just *one* finger of whiskey, Mr. Namath?”
At least Hoyer gave them a shocker.
I can’t wait for the day image 1 actually happens.
“A Bon Jovi Free Zone”, also known as the Super Bowl Half-Time show unless those hairballs pony up with the “pay-to-play” fee!
So, Gisele is actually Belichick’s daughter? Makes sense, he probably banged her mom.
Looks like the Bills Mafia is halfway there…
/puts on shades
LIVVVIIIIINNNNN ON A PRAAAAYYEEERRRRR!
Maybe his finger isn’t so great, but that’s a haircut you can set a clock to. Is Johnny Rookie Bitch Football the Johnny U of our age?
Yes, if Johnny U were a spoiled but talented asswipe who had everything handed to him, loved banging chicks in restrooms, and hoovering up lines of coke that look like arctic caterpillars.
Exactly. The Johnny U we need.
This new Johnny U sounds like my new favorite players. But only if he plays hungover and chain smokes on the sidelines.
More like Johnny Rookie Bench, AM I RITE?
If that Texans metal detector was in Indy half of the fans couldn’t fit through it.
As someone who currently lives in Houston, I’m surprised Texans’ “fans” could fit through it.
I once went into a WalMart in El Paso…. holy fuck!
@Moose (The Thread Ender) Were you riding on a Rascal (TM) at the time?
No, but if you do not practice ‘head on a swivel’ you WILL be hit by one. Also I believe there was some kind of four child to get in minimum for women. I will never do that again.
If this were Ferguson, he’d be dead before he hit the ground, and the cops would find a box of cheap cigars in his locker.
Is this before or after they plant the handgun with his fingerprints on it? Or are they still using small baggies of cocaine?
HEY! On behalf of the residents of St. Louis, I will remind you that football players get a free pass around here. Leonard Little killed a woman on a .18 DUI then got busted again and only got community service out of the whole thing. Hell, if he’d been as light-skinned as Jimmy up there, the cops would have just sent him on his way.
St. Louis: Love The City, Hate the People
EM; don’t they have to keep the team intact to beat their ARCH rivals?
@Electric Mayhem So they are the classiest organization of cops?
Does living in a Bon Jovi-free zone also double as a Super Bowl-free zone?
We’ve made it to plenty of Super Bowls! We just haven’t won any…
I’m sure that Bon Jovi is happy to live in a That-Guy-Free zone even more.
Isnt Bon Jovi an Iggles fan?
Fun fact: I remember hearing a few years ago that when he’s at parties with friends, Belichek is actually all about karaoke.
grumble grumble rhinestone cowboy grumble grumble grumble rodeo
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