Those flags are just for show.

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While Mark Davis was flying around in helicopters being courted by San Antonio and sending flirty advances to Los Angeles, it was revealed that the Bills could be the more likely relocation project. People seem to be focusing on what bad news this is for Buffalo, while sleeping on how great this is for our northern neighbors.

An NFL franchise will give Canada the legitimacy their nation has lacked since its inception. First you get the Super Bowl, then you get respect, then you get a seat on the UN Security Council. And yes, we’ll all feel bad for Buffalo for a few minutes until we start to think about how great a Super Bowl in Toronto would be. Assuming Drake is dead by then.

Please don’t hit anyone with your shoe.

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