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Looks like the Ben might have been in Ken Griffey Jr’s locker too, hitting the Brain and Nerve Tonic. Damn his head looks big.
It’s like there’s a party in the bathroom and everyone’s invited. Well, not you. Your drunk female friend is, though.
Ben’s just wearing a shirt that shows how many problems he has, but facing jail time for rape ain’t one.
I came here to make this joke. Now what am I supposed to do, work?
/Obligatory Steelers fan “he was just accused, not prosecuted” post.
^^^ ppl frget this.
People also forget that he won a Super Bowl since then, so we are allowed to like him again. Duh.
RPY = Rings per year, not rapes per year
Really makes you think.
Eh, he’s never seemed like a bad guy to me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve just taken a job in Bristol, Connecticut, and I need to go pack. No, friends, it’s not prostitution – well, I guess it sort of is.
Not my problem, brah
Cam’s just helping check that young fan for tats. Company policy.
Jerry Richardson is still hoping that the draft goes back to an auction format that he remembers so fondly from his youth.
+ $1000 CS
@CompassionateSociopathy — Geezuz… that’s beautiful.
Grumble grumble so what position does your little shit play again grumble grumble ill show you my favorite one tonight grumble….
He’ll cut him once she gets clingy.
Everyone thinks Wes Welker is good at Pokemon, even though he can never catch them all.
100 times out of 100 he catches them all.
The only one I am positive he’ll catch is CTE-katchu.
@ChubbyFunster — I LedOL.
CTE-katchu is an early front-runner for next Wednesday’s KOTW.
Naturally none of us will remember it then.
“Look guys, I miss Steve Smith by this much OK? But we’ve gotta ice up and move on.”
That’s a very weird face Belichick is making. Is he in pain? Sad? I just don’t recognize that expression on him.
It’s like he just dismounted. Highly disturbing.
Yes, that’s his post-coital grimace.
Thanks a lot for the dick’s still wet visual you fuckers.
I have seriously only seen him smile/smirk like three times EVER. (but he’s always smiling when he’s porking your mother).
That’s the expression his face defaults to when he starts to feel affection; affection isn’t consistent with his primary commands.
“Is this Luther Robinson? Hey Luther, it’s Pete Carroll. Listen, I saw some tape of your airplane-about-to-smash-into-something impression, and I wanted to know if you were willing to star in a reenactment I’m putting together.”
Luther Robinson has had it up to here with wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men.
I’m thinking that ‘wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube’ man can be used in a photoshop in the very near future…. it is also a good Kandidate for a KSK Kharacter.
@Moose (The Thread Ender) I like where you’re going with this. He (it?) could leap out of Shonn Greene’s Haunted Locker at inappropriate times.
Maybe ‘‘wacky waving inflatable masturbating tube’ man ?
Cam is getting petty desperate for receivers, don’t you think?
I dunno, that guy’s got wheels…
You mean that’s not Danny Amendola? Weird.
That weird computer generated voice probably sounds weird in the huddle.
@mclamb86 I think it’s Austin Collie.
Wow, Julian Edelman has really taken his teammates’ circumcision jokes to heart.
You gotta give Belichick for dating women relatively close to his age. Dude could easily hook up with women in their 20’s
Great googily moogily, that is an old man working for the Steelers.
So 69 means…. 99 is BEN behind the woman when she’s bent over the toilet?
Are we sure BEN isn’t into German girls?
Nein bedeutet ja.
Edeljew! I choose you!
Ben looks a little flamboyant in that pic. Might want to avoid the men’s room for a while.
Maybe he’s ben looking at food porn again.
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