1. Tutorial chapter that everyone skips
2. Epic Fail, the Vikings bigot story
3. I used to be a punter like you, but then I took discrimination to the knee
4. Butthair Gobbling Taint Suckers
5. Why Twilight Sparkle is the best pony
6. Socially Awkward Penguin Haikus
7. Released? Right in my feels
8. Can I haz Karma now? How to make Reddit blindly follow you
9. Ray Guy fanfiction power chapter
10. Ideal Waifus
11. How to properly engage in cognitive dissonance
12. If you follow religion, you’re gonna have a bad time!
13. Fixing people’s grammar on the internet and other superficial ways to feel smart
The book is getting rave reviews!
“Epic Win!” – Know your meme
“Wow, so majestic, such grammar” – Doge
“Really helps you ignore the smelly minority individual next to you on a plane” – Peter King
The book will be released after Chris pwns the hell out of those C***Blubbering Fart Nugget Minnesota Viqueens. ROFL
I want more like this!
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