Let's get out there and America it up for the 238th freedom birthday spectacular. I was supposed to be in the Outer Banks for the Fourth but it seems there's this pesky hurricane coming up the coast so instead it looks as though I'll be sticking around D.C. doing my best to avoid tourists.
Luckily, no matter where you reside, it's easy to enjoy the Fourth when fireworks, booze and grilled meats are available. Here's also an early helping to sexy to get the celebration started.
I want more like this!
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