All this hullabaloo over the Washington Redskins name. Lots of crazy ideas for alternate team names. Even PETA got in on the action and suggested the Redskin potatoes. 

We’ve had
The Washington Georges
The Washington Monuments
The Washington Senators
The DC Redskins (Because Washington is offensive, GET IT?)
The Washington Redhawks
The Washington Carvers
The Washington Redbox
The Washington Drones
The Washington Potomacs
The Washington Bullets

And the list goes on.

I have a different proposal. The answer was sitting there on the bench behind Robert “imma gonna trademark my toenails and everything else” Griffin the 3rd. Lets cut RG3 from the team’s image. We need something new. Something Sexy. Something Deep. Something Rexy. 

Grossman may not currently be on the team, but he can BE THE TEAM.

Embrace the Dragon. The Washington Rexskins.

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Hail to the Rexskins

Hail REXY!

The Dragon in a helmet!

Fight for old Sexy!

Pass go deep and score — we want a lot more!

Beat ‘em, burn ‘em,

Touchdown! — Let the dragon soar!

Fight on, fight on ‘Til you have won

Rex of Wash-ing-ton. Untz!, Untz!, Untz!

Hail to the Rexskins!

Hail REXY!

The Dragon in a Helmet!

Fight for old Sexy!