An odd job title perhaps, but it's important that someone is maintaining the ass ledger. Organization is necessary. After all, you definitely don't want to go into the red on ass. That just sounds all kinds of bad.
We've just about made it through June. That means two months until the regular season. We had a few readers griping about how we've given attention to the World Cup, but could you imagine how crushingly awful this part of the off-season would be without it? Ghastly. I'm already dreading what it'll be like next summer. Better yet, let me put that out of my mind and enjoy the weekend. I suggest you do the same.
I want more like this!
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