Panthers

I’m not proud of this.

A while back after making a sassy anime Bucko Bruce, I made a joke that someone should make all the logos into anime. Then implied that someone would be me. I waited. I waited a long time, hoping against hope that someone else would see that post and decide to beat me to the punch, thus saving me from my own terrible idea.

No one wanted to be a hero, so I must sacrifice myself for the greater gods of weeaboo. Time to get oh so kawaii, NFL.

And heaven save us all.

(Logos are organized by division in case you can’t figure one out)

Cards
We used a Phoenix Down on Kurt Warner’s career
Rams
Not so bad right, hold on it gets worse

Seahawks

49ers
Go, Jim Harbaugh! Harbaugh uses RAGE
Falcons
Falcons used FLY. But, it failed
Panthers
Sir Purrfect nightmares
Bucs
Piracy CAN be adorable
Saints
My only reference that gives me any credibility
Vikings
I’m a strong independent Viking girl with a mustache
Lions
Daww

Bears

Packers
My Neighbor Another Fat Wisconsinite
Giants
Basically my face when Eli gets intercepted
Eagles
The hair looks electrified from all the batteries thrown at it
Cowboys
Oh Jerry Jones-san, you are the cutest old senile fart EVER
Redskins
Change my name, but Snyder-San, don’t you love me?
Raiders
Just kawaii, baby
Chargers
I don’t know Naruto’s catchphrase so pretend I made it here
Cheifs
Alex Smith, the last checkdown bender
Broncos
YES I WENT THERE
Jags
Meow
Texans
Is anyone in anime afraid of getting poked in their massive eyeballs
Titans
Yeah I bet some of you expected an Attack on Titan joke here WELL GO SCREW YOURSELF
Colts
Accurate representation of the people who will be mad at me for this article
Steelers
The Steelers only need one more DragonRing to summon the Dragon and fulfill their wish of becoming the most insufferable fanbase on the planet
Bengals
Hello first round playoff exit
Browns
Johnny Manziel-san you are my favorite and oh my god I can’t even finish this sentence without throwing up
Ravens
Ooooh, so dark and mysterious, I bet he writes poetry and is also likely a vampire
Pats
Just kill me now
Bills
Dear god why did I do this let me die
Dolphins
I do not deserve life
Jets
BETTER THAN THE REAL LOGO

Part of me broke making this, and nothing will ever fix it. My next logo happy fun time super redesign is going to need to be manly and strong.
Past 32 team/logo projects!
Hipsters
Fat
British
Manningface
Qbs as their team name
Uniforms