Note: It was either this or more hot OTA action.
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I’m not complaining, and I’ll fight anyone who does.
#3: Ndamukong Suh?
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because a zipper would scare the sheep.
I believe they “peak” right after they’re sheared.
There is a thread every Friday where this type of picture is supposed to go to be on topic; please respect that.
This soccer business is actually getting kind of interesting. Like the hammer throw at the Olympics; once every 4 years, then zero fucks given in between.
Unless, of course, there is a hammer throwing practice field right next to your house. Then you give a fuck. MAYBE.
Especially when Grandma wanders a little too far outside of the yard. Rest in peace, Grandma.
No officer, I had no idea Grandma had bequeathed to me a significant inheritance when I organized that hammer-throwing contest in her backyard. Why do you ask?
Natural selection. If Grandma’s not fast enough to get out of the way of the hammer, that’s just nature’s way of thinning out the herd.
You guys are so lucky, what with your rich grandmothers to murder and all. All mine ever left me was a sense that the “coloreds” didn’t know their place.
Thanks a lot Mee-Maw
/note actual grandmother alive and well and signaling a perpetual left turn in Florida and I have never, ever called her Mee-Maw
Ho ho ho ho ho ho HOLD on there @Horatio Cornblower
Grandma EARNED that fortune.
The old-fashioned way.
Cuntler purchased a brand new Kegerator (TM) for his basement with the estate inheritance.
@ NATO Pats Fan
A real Pats fan would say:
“THIS SOCCAH SHITS FAW FAHHGAHTS AND SPICS! ONLY 77 DAYS UNTIL THE GREATRIOTS PLAY REAL FOOTBAWL!”
I’ll take the hot OTA action please over the fake interest in fake football. More Tom Dempsey, way less Clint Dempsey IMO
I feel like I don’t even know KSK anymore…
I’ll start giving a crap about soccer once Kevin Costner makes a movie about it.
Kevin Costner is a washed up drunk ex AYSO star working at a factory when he is approached to coach the USMNT in 2018. He is told by the President of the USA that if he can’t get a Nielsen average rating of 20 in group play that USMNT will be disbanded. The hope of a bunch of annoying soccer fans rest on him as he puts together his roster of misfits with compelling stories.
When can we have the Rudy soccer version? They’ve had all the other stories:
Oh this is good. +1-0
Ladybugs is the best soccer film, agreed?
Shaolin Soccer, but a wide goddamn mile.
*by a wide goddamn mile
Which is the same distance from “by” to “but”, incidentally.
I disagree. “Soccer Mummy” is by far the best. Just don’t tell Ed O’Neill that. The professor said not to let him get a boner.
You guys ah retahded, cleahly the greatest sawkah film evah is Victory, no one denies this!!!
Kicking and Screaming!
Will Ferrell! Mike Ditka! ROBERT DUVALL!!!
#6: It’s nice to see Horatio Sanz enjoying himself.
Peak Russia: http://wpmedia.o.canada.com/2014/06/brazil_soccer_wcup_russia_south_korea_32695627.jpg?w=680
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