Certificate of Merit June 10

Via sls

It was a slow week around the KSK Kommentariat. No spelling bee live blogs or cookie debates to keep us afloat as the wave of summer crashed down upon us and kept us away from our precious internet. While the season couldn’t be closer, the lack of NFL news made this particular week even more interminable than usual. Not sure about the Kommentariat, but even I, your host Sarah Sprague, watched the Auburn and Clemson spring games yesterday just for something that would resemble a football game. Times are getting desperate.   

These are your Comments of the Week for June 4-10, 2014, a week of the both the NBA and NHL championships. We’re almost through the home stretch of the offseason, friends.  

Jim Irsay Now Subject To Random Drug Tests

Mike Wallace and Gromit

Irsay was reportedly thrilled at the prospect of random drug tests. He was really looking forward to a new surprise pill each week in the mail.

The Official Kissing Suzy Kolber Guide to the World Cup

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hand of God : Argentina :: Tuck Rule : Patriots

The Outrageous NFL Demands For Super Bowl LII

Old School Zero

Howzabout a counteroffer, ya? We’ll get the local Lutheran Ladies Social club to make all the hot dish you can eat, you betcha, and we’ll even splurge and use the sour cream and cheddar Ruffles as the crunchy topping, ya. Ooh, ya, and we’ll get Lydia to make her famous tacoo pie–ooh, goodness me, that’s soo good, she oonly does it oon special oocasions–and Glenda will make those lemoon bars that just melt your face off, ya?

KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Cabana Jags

Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

At the Bortles…
Bortlescabana…
the hottest spot northeast of Tampa…
Losing…and crying…
the hell with even trying
at the Bortles…
we hate our lives…

Colin Kaepernick’s Money Socks Bring Him Great Fortune

William Charles Schneider

/Joe Flacco smiles slightly while reading this on his HP desktop
//stands up, puts in his Skullcandy earbuds
///turns on his Zune
////turns “Let’s Hear For the Boy” at a moderate volume

Super Bowl To Forsake Tradition Of Roman Numerals For One Year

Enrico Pallazzo

They can’t do LI. I don’t want assholes from Long Island thinking that they’re important.

KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Manziel Burger and Hoyer Country

William Charles Schneider

Possibly the only two thing Pennsylvanians and Ohioans can agree on: it’s pop, and Art Modell sucks.