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#5, technique for… putting your hands against the hood of the car while the arresting officer frisks you?
how to be Michael Sam’s “teammate” ,, no offensce
If Lions training camp does not feature Nick Fairley in a spangly leotard chasing rookies up a rock wall or Powerball, their season is over before it even started.
On #1 – Ladies of Detroit! Come get your new Lions tampons!
#3 Aaron Hernadez Memorial Oops
So Denver’s still trying to dig themselves out of that hole they were in during the Super Bowl? Come on, now, it’s time to just let that go.
Man, someone was dumb enough to hire mike tice? learn something new everyday
It’s tragically unfair that he made his rounds all over the NFC North yet somehow never inflicted his shittiness on the Packers
Wrong earth moving equipment.
The important thing while signalling for a touchback is to make sure your front knee forms a right angle, to minimize the chance of injury.
How can you be so obtuse???
#8 – The trash can also doubles as Titus Young’s current home.
And a trough for Jamarcus Russells midday snack
High knees and pugil sticks, that’s how we take back the NFC North boys!
-Jim Caldwell (for some reason I imagine him smoking a cigar and sipping a scotch while saying this)
Somehow I imagine him saying this. I suppose that wouldn’t change if he were smoking a cigar and sipping scotch though
Shouldn’t the coach be Devil Anse McCoy for the joke to work if the player is named Michael McCoy, or am I missing another joke in there somewhere?
I read this thing this morning and googled Devil Anse thinking he should’ve been a McCoy with that joke, (he isn’t and I don’t get it but I’m not the brightest bulb), and I wound up down a rabbit hole that wound up in the Colorado Coal Wars.
Watching the Detroit Lions tackle… I wouldn’t be surprised if that is actually the technique they are taught to use.
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