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As you may or may not be aware, this year NFL draft prospects will be able to choose their own walk-up songs to be played as their names are called. Thanks to some sleuthing by our KSK spies, we were able to procure an incomplete list of the songs that many major prospects plan to use during the draft. This can double as your Official KSK Draft Playlist as well.

Khalil Mack, OLB, Buffalo: Frank Sinatra: Obvious Joke

Marqise Lee, WR, Southern California: The Bobbettes: Mr. Lee

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, S, Alabama: Kevin Gates feat. Juicy J: Thinkin With My Dick

Kain Colter, QB/WR, Northwestern: The Clash: I Fought The Law

Carlos Hyde, RB, Ohio State: The Ramones: Beat on the Brat

Whoever Bruce Allen drafts: Electric Light Orchestra: Don’t Bring Me Down

Henry Josey, RB, Missouri: Veronica Falls: Broken Toy

Isaiah Crowell, RB, Alabama State: KRS-One: Sound of da Police

Greg Robinson, OT, Auburn: Katy Perry: Roar*

*This is also the walkup song that Sammy Watkins (WR, Clemson) plans to use. Expect a lot of awkwardness at the draft between the two depending on which Tiger is picked first.

Blake Bortles, Buarterback, Bentral Blorida: Boogie Boogie Bugle Boy by the Bandrews Bisters

Darqueze Dennard, Dornerback, Dichigan Date: Dire Dire Docks from the Duper Dario Dicksty-four Soundtrack

Jadeveon Clowney, DE, South Carolina: Insane Clown Posse: Miracles, unless he is drafted by the Browns, in which case he will walk up to Smokey Robinson and the Miracles’ Tears of a Clown.

Teddy Bridgewater, QB, Louisville: Daniel Powter: Bad Day

Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE, Washington: Cycle Sluts From Hell: I Wish You Were a Beer

Ryan Shazier, LB, Ohio State: Washed Out: Soft

Matt Patchan, OT, Boston College: Loudon Wainwright III: No Knees

Johnny Manziel, QB, Texas A&M: oh god please not that drake song goddamnit it’s gonna be that drake song isn’t it