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I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your comments of the week for April 30-May 6, 2014. May Thursday’s draft save us all.
Fuck that. SPEED DRAFTING. Every team gets 8 seconds per pick, which must be announced by a GM who sprints to the mic. Stumble over “Jadaveon” and take too long? Fuck you, you elderly honkey, enjoy whatever slapdick is left next time. SIT DOWN.
Tony Easons of Anarchy
Pretty sure Reid has found Rog’s one weakness: elderly senators. Last I heard GingerHammer responded by running up and down the halls at 435 Park Ave shouting “Daddy, daddy, why won’t you hug me? You hugged Mark Hatfield!”
(Reply)Tony Easons of Anarchy
That’s 345 Park Ave– you’d think I’d remember where I sent all my requests for express written consent to rebroadcast games…
Hey everyone lets tax the stuff that makes us happy to improve the conditions of a place that makes us sad!
Moose (The Thread Ender)
People in Cleveland have always had poor syntax.
How the fuck was this not a story about Philip Rivers?
They never really beat us. We just didn’t execute our plan like we wanted to. – Axis Powers WWII
Old School Zero
“It wasn’t the Russian army that defeated us; it was our failure to survive the winter.” — Hitler
“It wasn’t the Mexican Army that defeated us, it was the location of the Alamo.” – Davy Crockett
Old School Zero
THIS GUY JULIUS THOMAS I CALL A CHIMPANZEE ATTACK VICTIM BECAUSE HE’S TRYING DESPERATELY TO SAVE ANY LITTLE BIT OF FACE HE CAN.
Terry Gilliam should quit hiring him as a gaffer.
I want more like this!
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