Certificate Of Merit May 6

 Welcome to the KSK Kommentariat, where it is fun to have a beer with kommenters like Yeah Right, WhyEaglesWhy, Balls of Steel, Rikki Tikki Deadly and Surly Badger. I can verify that they’re fun to hangout with in real life and not just in a comment section. Only a minimal chance of you ending up as a human skin suit at the end of the night with any of them.

Minimal.

I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your comments of the week for April 30-May 6, 2014. May Thursday’s draft save us all.

“Let’s Make The NFL Draft Go For The Entire Off-season!”

MythReindeer

Fuck that. SPEED DRAFTING. Every team gets 8 seconds per pick, which must be announced by a GM who sprints to the mic. Stumble over “Jadaveon” and take too long? Fuck you, you elderly honkey, enjoy whatever slapdick is left next time. SIT DOWN.

Senator Reid Challenges Roger Goodell’s Authority During #AskCommish

Tony Easons of Anarchy

Pretty sure Reid has found Rog’s one weakness: elderly senators. Last I heard GingerHammer responded by running up and down the halls at 435 Park Ave shouting “Daddy, daddy, why won’t you hug me? You hugged Mark Hatfield!”

(Reply)Tony Easons of Anarchy

That’s 345 Park Ave– you’d think I’d remember where I sent all my requests for express written consent to rebroadcast games…

Browns Fans Voting On Sin Tax For Stadium Improvements Today

Duchess

Hey everyone lets tax the stuff that makes us happy to improve the conditions of a place that makes us sad!

Moose (The Thread Ender)

People in Cleveland have always had poor syntax.

Tom Brady Is Decadent And Depraved

Otto Man

How the fuck was this not a story about Philip Rivers?

Julius Thomas Says The Seahawks Ain’t So Tough

HoustonHydra

They never really beat us. We just didn’t execute our plan like we wanted to. – Axis Powers WWII

Old School Zero

“It wasn’t the Russian army that defeated us; it was our failure to survive the winter.” — Hitler

Cuntler

“It wasn’t the Mexican Army that defeated us, it was the location of the Alamo.” – Davy Crockett

Old School Zero

THIS GUY JULIUS THOMAS I CALL A CHIMPANZEE ATTACK VICTIM BECAUSE HE’S TRYING DESPERATELY TO SAVE ANY LITTLE BIT OF FACE HE CAN.

The True History of the Curse of Romo Revealed

MythReindeer

Terry Gilliam should quit hiring him as a gaffer.