On the heels of Memorial Day, I was tempting to take a patriotic angle and have an eagle destroying some sort of prey. And that would be a fine swelling of pride in the form of animal death, it would also feel like something we’ve done before. If nothing else, here at Kill Kill Kill, we strive for innovation. And by that I mean we’ve never featured a flamingo getting killed. Is not one of the fundamental tenets of our democracy equal representation? All creatures must get the chance to be savagely killed for food.
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I want more like this!
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