Sure, it's incredibly unfair that a fake lawsuit will mean Johnny Manziel is going to get bombarded with jokes about hot dogs, "It's a Small World" and Long John Silver's for years to come. But I would argue that it's not maliciousness against Manziel that will make the jokes stick. Okay, for some it will be, but I embrace the complete insanity of the claims. Plus, if anything, hot dogs are the real victims here.
Poor hot dogs. This drops on one of their biggest weekends of the year.
— Arkansas Fred (@ArkansasFred) May 23, 2014
Enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend, folks.
I want more like this!
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