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Yesterday, Browns owner Jimmy Haslam said that Johnny Manziel was third on the Browns depth chart, behind Brian Hoyer and Tyler Thigpen, while adding that Hoyer was “substantially better” than Manziel. This came as a shock to some, but comments made by Haslam today indicate that Manziel’s performance has gotten far worse, and he has a even bigger hill to climb before he can expect to see any action with the first-team offense.

“Right now, Johnny is #128 on our depth chart,” Haslam said. “He’s a talented kid, but we just happen to have 127 other quarterbacks on our roster who are a lot better right now.”

The Cleveland Browns website lists the team’s quarterback depth in the following order:

  • Brian Hoyer
  • Tyler Thigpen
  • Jason Campbell
  • Machine Gun Kelly
  • Charlie Frye
  • Philip J. Fry
  • Ty Detmer
  • Koy Detmer
  • Jared Lorenzen
  • Jared Lorenzen’s Oil
  • Case McCoy
  • LeBron James
  • Mo Williams
  • Terrell Brandon
  • Brandon Weeden
  • A.J. Feeley
  • I.P. Freeley
  • B.D. Wong
  • CCH Pounder
  • Doug Pedersen
  • Otto Graham
  • Kent Graham
  • A Plate Of Graham Crackers
  • The lead singer of the band Cracker
  • Camper Van Beethoven (Undrafted free agent from Dartmouth)
  • Shane Falco
  • Falco
  • Taco
  • Eddie Martell
  • Jordan Palmer
  • Jordan Rodgers
  • Kenny Rogers
  • Baseball Kenny Rogers
  • Fred Rogers
  • Darren Flutie
  • Mark Cuban
  • A Cuban Cigar
  • Lorde
  • Lord Palmerston
  • Pitt the Elder
  • Pliny the Elder
  • Pliny the Younger
  • Nick Gilbert
  • Gale Gilbert
  • Garrett Gilbert
  • Gilbert Gottfried
  • Kelly Holcomb
  • Corey Holcomb
  • Machine Gun Kelly Holcomb (Frankenstein-esque monster combining the DNA of Machine Gun Kelly and Kelly Holcomb that exists in the Browns underground laboratories)
  • Christian Eyenga
  • Dan LeFevour
  • A hand-written copy of the lyrics to Aerosmith’s “The Fever” signed by Steven Tyler
  • Marcus Mumford
  • Larry Norman
  • Tim Tebow
  • Tim Couch
  • Jim Brown
  • Cleveland Brown
  • The bartender from The Cleveland Show played by David Lynch
  • Pitch-O-Mat 5000
  • Powerman 5000
  • Kevin Costner
  • Mike Lombardi
  • Terry Kirby
  • Kirby
  • Brady Quinn
  • Justin Masterson
  • Charles Nagy
  • Jose Mesa
  • Tal Fortgang
  • Suey Park
  • Justine Sacco
  • John Oliver
  • Norm MacDonald
  • Ronald McDonald
  • The creepy guy in the king mask from the Burger King commercials
  • Jack-In-The Box
  • Drew Carey
  • Nigel Wick
  • Steve Carey
  • Mimi Bobeck
  • Kate O’Brien
  • Lewis Kiniski
  • Oswald Lee Harvey
  • Jack Ruby
  • Wayne Brady
  • Wayne Brady Quinn
  • Wayne Embry
  • David Carr
  • Austin Carr
  • M.L. Carr
  • Norm Van Brocklin
  • Joan Van Ark
  • Joan of Arc
  • Tom Selleck
  • Tom Skerritt
  • Joe Namath
  • Suzy Kolber
  • Rocky Balboa
  • Adrienne Barbeau
  • Ralph Nader
  • Al Gore
  • Al Coholic
  • Ralph Wiggum
  • Chief Wiggum
  • Chief Wahoo
  • Donald Sterling
  • Sterling Marlin
  • Craig Counsell
  • Johnny Damon
  • Tony Pike
  • New Jersey Turnpike
  • Jerry Phoenix
  • Josh Gordon’s Bong
  • Josh Gordon’s Other Bong
  • Jamarcus Russell
  • Mark Russell
  • Mark Ruffalo
  • Josh Gordon’s Other Other Bong
  • Alan Cumming
  • Burton Cummings
  • Billy Joe Hobert
  • Billy Joe Tolliver
  • Billy Bob Thornton
  • Tom Petty
  • Johnny Manziel