Good afternoon, guys. How are you all doing? Decent? Getting a good start to the work week? That’s great. Awesome. I was having a pretty great Monday too. Woke up on the right side of the bed, the sun was out in Chicago, and my hair looks decent even though I wore a helmet on my bike ride earlier this morning.

Then I saw this tweet by Matt Pannell and the skies darkened, it started to rain shards of glass, and now whenever I look in the mirror, my reflection’s face starts melting off of its skull. I felt as though I should share.