First name: Greg
Last name: Robinson
The same Greg Robinson who was in my Hebrew School carpool?: Probably not.
Weight: 332 lbs
Position: Left tackle
College: War damn eagle
High school: Thibodaux (Louisiana, obviously)
Wait, why didn’t he go to LSU? The finger thing.
Other famous alumni: Eric Andolsek
Year: Redshirt Sophomore
Why Nolan Nawrocki insists he’s leaving school so early: Pore
Why is actually leaving school so early? Because he’s a lock for the top ten, and his brain is functional.
Parents: Mother is Rhonda Robinson, father is the late Greg Blackledge.
Major: Public Administration
What does that mean? That “DMV employee” is a dream job in Alabama.
40 yard dash: 4.92
What his Twitter bio tells us: Punctuation is going to be used sparingly, if at all.
What his tweets tell us: He holds his alarm clock in the highest esteem.
Don't forget to thank God for waking you up this morning.
— Greg Robinson (@GRob_92) April 27, 2014
Terrible song that accompanies his YouTube highlight video: I think it’s the audio version of a stock photo.
Potential Berman nicknames: Not Jackie, hopefully.
Unrelated shit that shows up in his Google Image Search: Rich Rod’s wife and her crazy hair.
Nicest comparisons: Larry Allen
More accurate comparison: Larry Allen, just not quite as good.
Weaknesses: Playing a skill position, probably.
Which makes him: An offensive lineman.
Red flags: Two of his brothers are incarcerated. (only applicable if you are Nolan Nawrocki)
Coveted by: Teams that don’t care about being criticized by Darren Rovell for passing up on a more marketable commodity.
Where he’ll go: Somebody boring like St. Louis.
What Nolan Nawrocki is saying: More of a run blocker than a pass blocker at this point. Also,
Impact: Day one starter at left tackle for one of the league’s shittier teams.
I want more like this!
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