Sorry, time for Kristen Cavallari to move on. I don't care if she and Cutler have kids together. Who dares stand in the way of fate?
Happy weekend, all. Use it well.
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I approve of and encourage these slides; hell I’d even bang #16. Nice stroll through SFW, although not my work, but I’m a large man and can block my screen from view to those behind me and hit the desktop icon if I hear those light footsteps.
I’ve got to respect #16’s ass. Squats and deadlifts?
Hill and step training?
Endlessly crushin’ sloots?
It would be incredibly hilarious if #16 was Rill.
Like a goddamn onion.
Barbara Palvin did a shoot with Marie Claire Italia that is fucking amazing. http://24.media.tumblr.com/65a0d9386931db5e43d9512a799dbb9e/tumblr_n47qvhhsFD1s9eeryo1_1280.png
Visit the tumblr for more: http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com
Oops. I pulled an Erswi and put two links in my post.
Visit my Safe Ride: http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/
Today’s top of the page image is of Barbara Palvin, her hottest photo of her hottest photoshoot to date (From Marie Claire Italia of all places): http://24.media.tumblr.com/65a0d9386931db5e43d9512a799dbb9e/tumblr_n47qvhhsFD1s9eeryo1_1280.png
#5 is dangerous on many levels.
/looks at #12
//shows self out, heads for masterbatorium
My next house will definitely have a masterbatorium. I’m thinking somewhere in between the breakfast nook and the humidor.
You can go practically unnoticed at the office.
I thought that it called “master bathroom”…
Number 5 is going to get hurt trying to ride a bike in those heels.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,I lace my heels up one foot at a time like the rest of us, buddy.
Oh. The slide.
Number 10: Cousin It got hot!
Is it too early for TWIC? http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s557/hunglikeamouse/FZCR0IC_zps7fec7f94.gif
Never too early.
That’s some excellent TWIC hustle.
no, it’s not.
Just be a little care belly scratching.
That wet lion smell.
#10 because she’s all alone.
The kommentarait’s plans for the weekend:
What is wrong with me
Might go to the museum.
These are glorious!
Happy Easter, fellows.
Maybe a show in Japan?
Needs more Mark Ryden.
Mark Ryan creates some WEIRD shit…. so, yeah, I like his stuff.
Another Ryden. This one is Easter appropriate. I saw his “Blood” exhibit a few years back. Very cool stuff. This piece is The Cloven Bunny.
This is one of the Mark RYANs I just found pompadour in the front; party in the back!
So, Kermit faps lefty?
Good to know, frog.
Good. To. Know.
Thanks to the Internet, who doesn’t?
Amy Smart. Crank: High Voltage (2009, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor).
Megan Fox. Jonah Hex (2010, Jimmy Hayward).
Peakie; almost SFW, but NSFW:
Ariana Marie. Here’s the source video, shot in “4K” which is gratuitously stupid because it’s a higher resolution than the human eye can perceive. Video is NSFW for full nudity. http://vimeo.com/84894476
What’s up, bra?
Run to the beach.
Then just lie down on a blankie.
Run for your LIYEEIIFE
Dan Snyder approved.
“So what do you do for Victoria’s Secret?”
“Oh, I tie up lose ends.”
Adriana really can throw a zipper busting look. Amazing.
Cum to think of it, all of her expressions are zipper busters.
Fucking website. Fuck.
I know where you were going; happy easter.
We’re just roommates; why do you ask?
Julie Ege Presents a Gold Record to Jethro Tull
Michelle Bauer. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988, Fred Olen Ray).
For those about to head out, we salute you.
Well, they ARE good.
Holly Valance. DOA: Dead or Alive (2006, Corey Yuen).
Yeah, it was more for the kick and stunt, but I always feel cheated somehow.
Another example of; “WHY did you have to wear your granny panties today?!?”
Damn panties. Should be illegal.
Gloria Guida. La liceale (1975, Michele Massimo Tarantini).
Not sure what cosplay, but it she as though she’s playing a fun character.
Atomic Woman; Marisa Miller.
Perfection. That is all
And if it’s your birthday, have some cake!
Feel free to REALLY get into some cake.
So the clown blew early?
They can get kind of sensitive and have a hair trigger at times.
Holy shit; nice Kari gif!!!
Now is Sunday Jesus’ birthday?
I can never keep this shit straight.
Something about a bunny.
It’s his second birthday. Motherfucker’s so special he gets two each year. The bunny is, uh… well, I mean it’s a symbol of, er… Aw, fuck it. Who cares.
He just ran by me screaming something about his eggs.
You didn’t dye his balls green again did you,@Old School Zero ?
If he would have just held still, they would be aquamarine like we intended, but NOOOOO…
@Old School Zero:Goddammit.
If you want a hilarious explanation for why there are bunnies at Easter read the book “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal”, but Christopher Moore. Preview is a drunk Jesus running around at the wedding at Cana yelling “I got a dry bunny over here!”
[bikini starts to fly open]
[bikini top flies the hell off]
Meanwhile over on that breakwater; “Did you forget the binoculars again?”
Spanky Datass: Lord Of The Flies Off
So after I finished voting for candy corn during this week’s draft, I finished third in our weekly Wii golf tournament at the rec room.
That Nurse Ratched is a right B.i.T.C.H I tell you.
Don’t make me spell it out for you.
They had the grooviest band playing..
Do you understand?
Candy corn? Well, they are always around so some large percentage of the population likes them. I doubt if it is a plot by BIG CANDY.
Time for my nightly reminder, thanks to Hannibal:
Hannibal cleaning fish, for some reason, was one of the more disturbing things in this show. And then… dinner is served, and the tentacles make it look even more menacing. Yet totally delicious.
WHAT THE FUCK THERE’S A DEAD BODY IN A FUCKING HORSE?!
Somehow I suspect this horse is at Mason Verger’s estate, which means shit’s about to get weird.
Already Margo has me all confused, because she’s crazy and damaged, but yet…
Wait, a fucking bird in her chest? And something in the back of her throat, for a Buffalo Bill moth callback? What a great goddamn (and gross) autopsy scene.
Also, are Scott Thompson and Aaron Abrams good in this show? http://media.tumblr.com/04473423f3530ed546905ca0f5beff30/tumblr_inline_mup1ftwKam1qgp297.gif
Ahh, Jeremy Davies… the perfect guy for a vulnerable and damaged character who you might not totally trust. I like it. http://media.tumblr.com/1388f50330bb623d6d74227ce394d306/tumblr_inline_mqsz3fziot1qbqv0l.gif
Still can’t top Amanda Plummer’s killer of the week role, though. She was superb.
Will and Hannibal therapy sessions are the fucking best. I just try not to do my own therapy and ask why I’m so obsessed with this show.
Hannibal’s telling Margo to think about some heinous stuff. Still, he seems to know what he’s talking about.
Dr. Bloom’s messing with creepy pretty guy’s emotions, and he’s being pretty creepy, since inside he’s all: http://media.tumblr.com/c52693567d5a138e6bca200a4741c790/tumblr_inline_mm66mu3sxk1romrs2.gif
Still, dude is whacked enough that he seems to pass muster.
“Peter… is your social worker in that horse?”
That’s how we greet each other these days?
And Hannibal just casually checking out the horse and walking away? Jeez. That’s some cold shit. http://media.giphy.com/media/qFMECHz2DYHQI/giphy.gif
WAIT THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS ALIVE IN THE GODDAMN HORSE?!
This show, goddamn. And the engineered beast exoskeleton coming in the next episode? Holy shit!
Shit, I stayed faaar too late at the tavern last night and missed Hanibal. I guess it’s time to get that DVR set up my DTV provider keeps whoring.
Really liked the gifs OSZ.
So I guess pick it up at season one?
I guess if you streamed five episodes a week you would be caught up just in time for the season two finale? Some are free on IMDB ’cause I ain’t payin’ Amazon shit.
I’ll just binge it sometime; I’ve got too much on the ol’ DVR as it is.
Where’s all the white men at?!
That said, #8 = would bang. I like my wimminz more hippy than whore. Free spirited > jaded 999 times out of 1000.
@Seizures2 : Welcome to the party. Moose just went out to get some replacement white men and some White Castle. He should be back any time.
Agreed with the free spirits, they’re the only ones I remember. Many of them fondly.
Here’s three in one shot.
But they all have shirts on! If you’re just gonna phone it in, Moose…
Here you go.
We have no idea what your TASTES are.
Tastes: nakedness, muscle butts, muscular chests/shoulders/arms, and OF COURSE the almighty bulge. That aside, RDJ as Iron Man = lady wood. Mmm mm MMM!
Oh and firemen. OH and Native Americans. OH OH OH and guys with puppies, cuz beneath my crusty exterior lies a big ol softy.
OK, we’ve got it narro….. well, we’ve got an idea.
Did you eat all this acid?
Best song on my ipod this morning.
Local boys. Irvine I believe.
Hey it’s Good Friday -note the use of caps- We need something spiritual. You know what’s the problem with this site man? You need to get to church!
Get your ass to church!
Dammit wasn’t Moms hitting you on the noggin’ enough?
First offering.. Love this tune.
What if it was true?
Is a hell of a drug.
I thank the Great Spaghetti Monster every day that my parents were fairly neutral on religion.
If this site needs more church then:
I’m not into clubs like this though.
@Moose (The Thread Ender): My parents force fed us the old timey religion from birth. Pentecosts, they were, you know the holy rollers? Speaking in tongues and shit? Scary business.
Apart from weddings and funerals I haven’t been in a church since the ’70’s.
I’ll keep my old-timey science, thank you very much.
Coincidentally I’m serving spaghetti monster for dinner today.
“Now I believe in this and it’s been tested by research;
He who fucks nuns will later join the church”.
I think it was just to fit in but at my 7 though 9 years I started going to bible study my parents rolled eyes, but let me do my thing. The capper was church camp when I figured out my sense of humor would never fit into this crowd, they didn’t know how to cook breakfast, and two of the preachers spit al la Bill Cower when they talked. Plus the fact that none of it made sense to me any more.
He has risen.
…and he needed adjustments to continue.
He has indeed risen. Images for your easter sunrise service.
Oooh. Megalyn Echikunwoke.
How could ABC have cancelled that show (Mind Games) after only five episodes?
Then again I never knew about it until I looked up who the gif was. Oops.
Megalyn Echikunwoke tits (NSFW): http://stalkernaughty.tumblr.com/post/78884853991/megalyn-echikunwoke
Megalyn Echikunwoke lady kissing http://onscreenkisses.tumblr.com/post/77594038481/house-of-lies-1×01-gods-of-dangerous-financial
Karolina Kurkova should be part of the Kommentariot.
I thought I had more of her. Did you all know she played Cover Girl in G.I. Joe? The one with C-Tates.
Who invited camels to this VS shoot? http://37.media.tumblr.com/5aaf0c60460c199b7fbe356428266f54/tumblr_n3kay4PqIN1r0ya3zo1_1280.jpg
She’s even better at football than the Dolphins. http://billidollarbaby.tumblr.com/post/82084527229/karolina-kurkova-for-vogue-mexico-april-2014-in
Now boarding KommentAir. Enjoy your flight attendants. http://24.media.tumblr.com/d19c8fc4b5810fb82a4df4bd322dbb3e/tumblr_mpqu7sjr3q1s7nfi8o1_500.gif
Martin; thanks. This one has more camel toes than the Silk Road.
That VS white bikini shoot may have a little age on it but DAYUM it can still get it!
/pants fall off
The Is have it.
Selma Blair and Christine Baranski. Cruel Intentions (1999, Roger Kumble).
re: Anne Hathaway’s stems – My 75 year old paternal grandmother has nicer gams than that chicken legged blandita.
Otherwise, I applaud your taste though. Selma Blair’s character in CI is possibly the sexiest retard I’ve ever come across. Actually, there’s something erotic about that whole gif. Christine Baranski truly gets hotter with age.
We don’t usually criticize other’s tastes in women on Sexy Friday; it kills the spirit of Sexy Friday. Plus it is a fucking subjective opinion.
@Seizures2 Pics or your grandmother’s legs don’t compete
More movie leg crossings; in honor of Sharon Stones best scene ever.
Cameron Diaz. The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell).
My bad Moose. Please accept these pics of super sexy catwomen as recompense.
I tried to post pics of Eartha Kitt and Julie Newmar twice by way of apology Moose, but the internet doesn’t wanna let me today it seems…
No apology necessary; people just get used to complaining or criticizing and it spreads to all posts. I think the intent of Sexy Friday is a place to go to appreciate the range of tastes of others (including Sarah, jeeze) and have fun. That also may be why there are a few regulars and other skip it because there is not enough anger.
@Seizures2 Just post the URL, one per post.
Or better yet go fuck yourself until your attitude improves.
Also we will endeaver to post more dudes when you post; I tend to prefer guys that seem cool to me which are mainly 40s, 50s, 60s dudes so they are probably not your taste, but what the hell?
Dude was pretty ripped before there was that much rippage showing.
What Moose said. Sexy Friday should be a place where all sorts of beauty are appreciated in an accepting and loving environment.
And masturbation. Lots of masturbation.
Posting scenes of Cool Hand Luke without the Joy Harmon car wash.
Many have copied it, but never to the same affect.
Totally understand, I think my snark just overflows sometimes. Also, thank you Martin, that is what I was doing wrong (two links in one post). Tryin again, cuz Eartha Kitt is really just so lovely.
One more because she deserves it.
Well, my penis said ‘no’, but I knew he wanted it, the way he was dressed.
We are here to help nurture perversion.
Well, hair dryers have many uses.
No bad at all; I think we get in a certain mentality via the internet and it is a lot of times a negative, grinding, wearing thing that our first response is to criticize something we don’t like. There are some places we can get away from that an let things flow.
Eartha is well named; talented in many ways, unique, and because of the times did not realize her full potential.
Also some more old school:
Leslie Parrish: born Marjorie Hellen, renamed Leslie Parrish for her starring role as Daisy Mae in Li’l Abner (1959)
The other thing I like is the situation; she is tall and has a short dress, both combine to make things ride up, she doesn’t want/wants to show a little, but not too much, the awkwardness of the crossing makes me want to take a peak.
More red carpet shenanigans.
Red Carpet, eh? http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/tagged/red-carpet
Here are a couple more from before the split. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/tagged/red-carpet
Martin; I had not seen that Kelly Brook one before; I like her attitude.
Oh yes. There’s a whole set of those. That’s just the best one that shows off her panties and erect nipples poking through her dress.
Speaking of Kelly Brook, I was looking at old photos of her from a thumb drive I found and she was really skinny around 2009 (a couple years before she got pregnant), and ever since then she’s been this much more substantial and amazing woman.
Geez. It’s been three years. :(
Enough of that.
One more of Kelly Brook from that event: http://31.media.tumblr.com/631c66e0a7355822a765c62eafdc6ffd/tumblr_mzu4amtVeJ1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
Last one: http://37.media.tumblr.com/64c9bb042b65f3119ab050a20bf667b9/tumblr_mzu4er5FQP1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
I like a woman who enjoys her damn titties!
Fucking A right!
Scar-Jo; epileptic fit.
“OK boys; LET HER GO!”
Just a reminder that she’s fully nude in Under the Skin, which opens in theaters soon.
How could I forget?
If Jayne Mansfield were still alive today (19th) would be her 81st birthday.
Ashley Judd’s 46th b-day as well. (Pictured age younger and pokier.)
Aaaaaand holy shit I’m older than Ashley Judd.
Kate Hudson is 35 today.
Why in the hell did I start this damn thread? I’ll blame the day drinking.
Maria Sharapova is 27.
If Jane rose from the dead, she’d have to do it twice.
Nice birthday thread.
Maria is a tall drink of water.
Maria is another one that to keep the fantasy you can’t listen to her talk.
Old school; always enjoyed the maid/rich girl thing.
Didn’t care that much for the last episode, definitely enjoyed True Detective. Here is a SFW of one of our favorite cast members.
Cannot see her anymore without thinking of her Witch Eyes.
She has eyes?
ABC Family; teens having sex.
The show’s title, Switched at Birth, gave me serious pause.
Then I was like: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2541318/no-no-yes-o.gif
“You’ve changed; it’s like I don’t even know you any more.”
For some reason this cracked me up; which is probably what he’s been smoking.
Almost forgot doughnut porn.
Ms. Scarlett Johansson. Nude (NSFW, obviously). http://i.imgur.com/nxIrYJR.jpg
One more. http://i.imgur.com/iUX7RGV.jpg
Posted to my tumblr (NSFW): http://martinksk.tumblr.com/
If I could embed them, I fucking would and to Hell with Ape (No offense. But it’d be totally justified).
Well, and here’s to you kind sir.
Edited version of the first with more contrast. http://i.imgur.com/8AArBbz.jpg
Nice. Damn nice.
Are these from Under The Skin? My buddy says it’s worth the movie ticket just for her…
“It’s down there somewhere; KEEEEEEP LOOKING!”
Back in the day….
I remember the first time I saw this scene. I was 3 or 4.
It clearly left an impression.
The second one, from Cannonball Run 2.
Man, I love the Cannonball movies. Funny how certain things shape you as you grow up.
These were mine at 10, 11, 12, 13: were The Godfather, both in terms of the violence people did to each other and Simonetta Stefanelli’s nice tities.
The Reivers; I thought Steve McQueen was cool as shit and his girlfriend was a prostitute; which I did not figure out what they did until that point in time.
and Raquel Welch in Fantastic Voyage; the zipper of the wetsuit.
I mentioned my first onscreen tits/softcore sex scene before, which was around the same time. It was fucked up. I saw hardcore before I saw The Godfather.
@Moose I think the ass bent over the car seat is that Gloria Guida babe you posted up higher. She’s nice; Here’s some frontal.
Martin; I’m glad I was brought in gradually, but at one time I was drawing cartoon like Blondie naked. My aunt’s nursing manuals were the real teachers.
Spanky; interesting color pattern on her undies.
Some reality show; I don’t want to know who or what, but….
It’s Lindsay Lohan
I told you I didn’t want to know.
Just kidding, I figured it probably was with that network and the face. The bend-over tits still work for a living. Plus in the second one she’s talking with her tits.
Just kidding. She does have great tits; it’s just what’s above them that is fucked up.
Natalie Wood: American actress, married three times to two men: Robert Wagner, Richard Gregson and Robert Wagner.
Always had a deal with Natalie. To me the prototypical face.
Gumby is around here somewhere!
Wow. Eliza Coupe.
She was very nice on Happy Endings, but needs more showing off her tits.
Problem solved (NSFW): http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16uj45_eliza-coupe-nude-in-12-miles-of-bad-road-1_redband
Solved x 2 (NSFW): http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16uj5k_eliza-coupe-nude-12-miles-of-bad-road-2_redband
The End … sploosh.
Damn!! Sploosh indeed…
This makes me want to get sand on my balls….. in a good way.
I haven’t been making trips to the gym lately. If only I had this kind of encouragement. http://i.imgur.com/APE1Jqi.gif
Look at the shadow her hand and phone cast:
Hell of a thread this weekend, folks. You’re doing the good work for all of us. For crying out loud, someone grant Martin embedding rights!
I never knew: She always played a mom.
Stella Stevens: born Estelle Eggleston in Yazoo City, Mississippi, posed nude for Playboy January 1960 at age 23.
So today is Easter and 4-20. I’m going to try and make a connection eventually.
Anyone else want to celebrate the occasion? I’ll join in at 4:20 PDT.
I’ll just have some beers.
@Moose (The Thread Ender):@Martin:
Sounds good. What are you fine gentlemen drinking today? I’ve got most of a 12 pack of Stella, a sixer of Racer 5 IPAs and some icy cold cans of Budweiser.
Think I’ll start with a Bud. Can I get you boys anything?
Olympia then moving on to Bulleit Rye
Let me look at the five left in the ol’ fridge: a Guinness and this
and three of these:
While getting my grilling stuff in order I found a lonely bottle of Crabbie’s original so I’m gonna release the Kraken and slice limes until it’s empty.
Alrighty then. Todays specimen is J-1. A California medicinal grade sativa. I don’t go much for the indicas. Shit, I have to watch Game of Thrones in a couple of hours.
And I found some Easter music.
Happy 4-20 folks.
Let’s put another dime in the juke box.
I’ve got the screen door open..?
Emmanuelle Chriqui (semi-NSFW) http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/emmanuelle-chriqui-17.jpg
Damn! She’s always had a beautiful face, but I didn’t know she had an amazing body too.
Wow. I never realized how perfect Emily Mortimer’s breasts are (NSFW): http://giant.gfycat.com/GraveImperturbableIriomotecat.gif
Oh. It’s NSFW, so I should’ve just linked the smaller HTML5 version: http://gfycat.com/GraveImperturbableIriomotecat
Tasty! She’s a fine actress too.
Switched the Kate Upton gifs I made from The Other Woman trailer to HTML5 so they load a lot faster.
Christina Hendricks. Consider it a peace offering to Sill. http://i.minus.com/iboRWPfTsLoR3D.gif
Don’t know anything but peace.
It’s warm out; not quite warm warm, but getting there.
I thought we’d
at least in our heads.
We might see a celebrity like Kelly…
Maybe the latest in beachwear.
or shop for summer…
maybe just stay home and grille.
This morning’s walk on the beach was goddamn glorious. About 65, light haze and a whole collection of hot ladies exercising.
Martin’s link from… up there a ways.
Sexiness aside. I should start DVRing this show. Just seeing the screencaps made me laugh my ass off. http://imgur.com/a/Bc5xY
The Steve Harvey version of Family Feud is the best since Richard Dawson was kissing half the country.
Other game shows…..
The Way Way Back is on HBO. It suffers from some of the same flaws of every revisionist take on the screenwriters’ failed adolescence, but it’s still pretty good and Sam Rockwell is great as Sam Rockwell.
I’ve had some awesome cars in my life, but I never had a Beetle. I like how this one gives zero fucks to being hit by Dead Reckoning. http://i.imgur.com/tVdttdG.gif
A friend had a Beetle during my twenties; that was the best fucking snow/stoner car ever. Reliable easy to drive, good traction in snow, easy to fix, cheap, perfect for that age. This looks exactly like it.
A friend of mine as a teenager had a Golf GTI Mk I that looked exactly like this.
It’s why I still drive a Golf GTI:
Maybe this affected Rex when he was young.
Claudine Auger: starred as assassin Dominique Derval opposite Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball (1965).
Ann-Margret: real-life motorbike enthusiast and rider in a production still from The Swinger (1966).
Raquel Welch: Texan-born model, started on American television breakout movie performance as Loana the cavegirl in the British movie One Million Years B.C. (1966).
I would’ve replied sooner, but ti………………………………….
It’s not bad, it’s it?
huh? What? I was paying attention to tits.
I said, “It’s not bad, is it?”
I was referring to the .gif
Praise from Caesar!
I bruised my hammy.
Remember to always practice safe fapping.
Watch out for the hammy:
Top Ten Penzey’s:
Mural Of Flavor
Telicherry Black Peppercorns
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