Sorry, time for Kristen Cavallari to move on. I don't care if she and Cutler have kids together. Who dares stand in the way of fate?
Happy weekend, all. Use it well.
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"Sexy Friday Dooooooooonnnn’tttt Caaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeee"
More movie leg crossings; in honor of Sharon Stones best scene ever.
Cameron Diaz. The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell).
My bad Moose. Please accept these pics of super sexy catwomen as recompense.
Didn’t care that much for the last episode, definitely enjoyed True Detective. Here is a SFW of one of our favorite cast members.
Cannot see her anymore without thinking of her Witch Eyes.
She has eyes?
More red carpet shenanigans.
I tried to post pics of Eartha Kitt and Julie Newmar twice by way of apology Moose, but the internet doesn’t wanna let me today it seems…
Shit, I stayed faaar too late at the tavern last night and missed Hanibal. I guess it’s time to get that DVR set up my DTV provider keeps whoring.
Really liked the gifs OSZ.
He has indeed risen. Images for your easter sunrise service.
Ariana Marie. Here’s the source video, shot in “4K” which is gratuitously stupid because it’s a higher resolution than the human eye can perceive. Video is NSFW for full nudity. http://vimeo.com/84894476
No apology necessary; people just get used to complaining or criticizing and it spreads to all posts. I think the intent of Sexy Friday is a place to go to appreciate the range of tastes of others (including Sarah, jeeze) and have fun. That also may be why there are a few regulars and other skip it because there is not enough anger.
@Seizures2 Just post the URL, one per post.
Or better yet go fuck yourself until your attitude improves.
Red Carpet, eh? http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/tagged/red-carpet
Here are a couple more from before the split. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/tagged/red-carpet
Also we will endeaver to post more dudes when you post; I tend to prefer guys that seem cool to me which are mainly 40s, 50s, 60s dudes so they are probably not your taste, but what the hell?
Oooh. Megalyn Echikunwoke.
How could ABC have cancelled that show (Mind Games) after only five episodes?
Then again I never knew about it until I looked up who the gif was. Oops.
Dude was pretty ripped before there was that much rippage showing.
What Moose said. Sexy Friday should be a place where all sorts of beauty are appreciated in an accepting and loving environment.
And masturbation. Lots of masturbation.
Megalyn Echikunwoke tits (NSFW): http://stalkernaughty.tumblr.com/post/78884853991/megalyn-echikunwoke
Megalyn Echikunwoke lady kissing http://onscreenkisses.tumblr.com/post/77594038481/house-of-lies-1×01-gods-of-dangerous-financial
Posting scenes of Cool Hand Luke without the Joy Harmon car wash.
Maria is a tall drink of water.
Many have copied it, but never to the same affect.
So, Kermit faps lefty?
Good to know, frog.
Good. To. Know.
Martin; I had not seen that Kelly Brook one before; I like her attitude.
Totally understand, I think my snark just overflows sometimes. Also, thank you Martin, that is what I was doing wrong (two links in one post). Tryin again, cuz Eartha Kitt is really just so lovely.
One more because she deserves it.
Oh yes. There’s a whole set of those. That’s just the best one that shows off her panties and erect nipples poking through her dress.
Speaking of Kelly Brook, I was looking at old photos of her from a thumb drive I found and she was really skinny around 2009 (a couple years before she got pregnant), and ever since then she’s been this much more substantial and amazing woman.
Geez. It’s been three years. :(
Enough of that.
Well, my penis said ‘no’, but I knew he wanted it, the way he was dressed.
We are here to help nurture perversion.
Just a reminder that she’s fully nude in Under the Skin, which opens in theaters soon.
Yeah, it was more for the kick and stunt, but I always feel cheated somehow.
ABC Family; teens having sex.
The show’s title, Switched at Birth, gave me serious pause.
Then I was like: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2541318/no-no-yes-o.gif
How could I forget?
Well, hair dryers have many uses.
Tastes: nakedness, muscle butts, muscular chests/shoulders/arms, and OF COURSE the almighty bulge. That aside, RDJ as Iron Man = lady wood. Mmm mm MMM!
Oh and firemen. OH and Native Americans. OH OH OH and guys with puppies, cuz beneath my crusty exterior lies a big ol softy.
So I guess pick it up at season one?
“You’ve changed; it’s like I don’t even know you any more.”
For some reason this cracked me up; which is probably what he’s been smoking.
Almost forgot doughnut porn.
OK, we’ve got it narro….. well, we’ve got an idea.
Adriana really can throw a zipper busting look. Amazing.
Cum to think of it, all of her expressions are zipper busters.
Ms. Scarlett Johansson. Nude (NSFW, obviously). http://i.imgur.com/nxIrYJR.jpg
One more. http://i.imgur.com/iUX7RGV.jpg
Posted to my tumblr (NSFW): http://martinksk.tumblr.com/
If I could embed them, I fucking would and to Hell with Ape (No offense. But it’d be totally justified).
Well, and here’s to you kind sir.
Edited version of the first with more contrast. http://i.imgur.com/8AArBbz.jpg
Nice. Damn nice.
Are these from Under The Skin? My buddy says it’s worth the movie ticket just for her…
Another example of; “WHY did you have to wear your granny panties today?!?”
I guess if you streamed five episodes a week you would be caught up just in time for the season two finale? Some are free on IMDB ’cause I ain’t payin’ Amazon shit.
“It’s down there somewhere; KEEEEEEP LOOKING!”
Back in the day….
I remember the first time I saw this scene. I was 3 or 4.
It clearly left an impression.
The second one, from Cannonball Run 2.
Man, I love the Cannonball movies. Funny how certain things shape you as you grow up.
These were mine at 10, 11, 12, 13: were The Godfather, both in terms of the violence people did to each other and Simonetta Stefanelli’s nice tities.
The Reivers; I thought Steve McQueen was cool as shit and his girlfriend was a prostitute; which I did not figure out what they did until that point in time.
and Raquel Welch in Fantastic Voyage; the zipper of the wetsuit.
I mentioned my first onscreen tits/softcore sex scene before, which was around the same time. It was fucked up. I saw hardcore before I saw The Godfather.
@Moose I think the ass bent over the car seat is that Gloria Guida babe you posted up higher. She’s nice; Here’s some frontal.
Martin; I’m glad I was brought in gradually, but at one time I was drawing cartoon like Blondie naked. My aunt’s nursing manuals were the real teachers.
Spanky; interesting color pattern on her undies.
Some reality show; I don’t want to know who or what, but….
It’s Lindsay Lohan
I told you I didn’t want to know.
Just kidding, I figured it probably was with that network and the face. The bend-over tits still work for a living. Plus in the second one she’s talking with her tits.
Just kidding. She does have great tits; it’s just what’s above them that is fucked up.
Natalie Wood: American actress, married three times to two men: Robert Wagner, Richard Gregson and Robert Wagner.
Always had a deal with Natalie. To me the prototypical face.
Gumby is around here somewhere!
Wow. Eliza Coupe.
She was very nice on Happy Endings, but needs more showing off her tits.
Problem solved (NSFW): http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16uj45_eliza-coupe-nude-in-12-miles-of-bad-road-1_redband
Solved x 2 (NSFW): http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16uj5k_eliza-coupe-nude-12-miles-of-bad-road-2_redband
Fucking website. Fuck.
I know where you were going; happy easter.
I’ll just binge it sometime; I’ve got too much on the ol’ DVR as it is.
Thanks to the Internet, who doesn’t?
The End … sploosh.
Damn!! Sploosh indeed…
This makes me want to get sand on my balls….. in a good way.
I haven’t been making trips to the gym lately. If only I had this kind of encouragement. http://i.imgur.com/APE1Jqi.gif
Look at the shadow her hand and phone cast:
Hell of a thread this weekend, folks. You’re doing the good work for all of us. For crying out loud, someone grant Martin embedding rights!
No bad at all; I think we get in a certain mentality via the internet and it is a lot of times a negative, grinding, wearing thing that our first response is to criticize something we don’t like. There are some places we can get away from that an let things flow.
Eartha is well named; talented in many ways, unique, and because of the times did not realize her full potential.
Also some more old school:
Leslie Parrish: born Marjorie Hellen, renamed Leslie Parrish for her starring role as Daisy Mae in Li’l Abner (1959)
Maria is another one that to keep the fantasy you can’t listen to her talk.
I never knew: She always played a mom.
Stella Stevens: born Estelle Eggleston in Yazoo City, Mississippi, posed nude for Playboy January 1960 at age 23.
So today is Easter and 4-20. I’m going to try and make a connection eventually.
Anyone else want to celebrate the occasion? I’ll join in at 4:20 PDT.
I’ll just have some beers.
@Moose (The Thread Ender):@Martin:
Sounds good. What are you fine gentlemen drinking today? I’ve got most of a 12 pack of Stella, a sixer of Racer 5 IPAs and some icy cold cans of Budweiser.
Think I’ll start with a Bud. Can I get you boys anything?
Olympia then moving on to Bulleit Rye
Let me look at the five left in the ol’ fridge: a Guinness and this
and three of these:
While getting my grilling stuff in order I found a lonely bottle of Crabbie’s original so I’m gonna release the Kraken and slice limes until it’s empty.
Alrighty then. Todays specimen is J-1. A California medicinal grade sativa. I don’t go much for the indicas. Shit, I have to watch Game of Thrones in a couple of hours.
And I found some Easter music.
Happy 4-20 folks.
Let’s put another dime in the juke box.
I’ve got the screen door open..?
One more of Kelly Brook from that event: http://31.media.tumblr.com/631c66e0a7355822a765c62eafdc6ffd/tumblr_mzu4amtVeJ1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
Last one: http://37.media.tumblr.com/64c9bb042b65f3119ab050a20bf667b9/tumblr_mzu4er5FQP1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
Emmanuelle Chriqui (semi-NSFW) http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/emmanuelle-chriqui-17.jpg
Damn! She’s always had a beautiful face, but I didn’t know she had an amazing body too.
Wow. I never realized how perfect Emily Mortimer’s breasts are (NSFW): http://giant.gfycat.com/GraveImperturbableIriomotecat.gif
Oh. It’s NSFW, so I should’ve just linked the smaller HTML5 version: http://gfycat.com/GraveImperturbableIriomotecat
Tasty! She’s a fine actress too.
Switched the Kate Upton gifs I made from The Other Woman trailer to HTML5 so they load a lot faster.
Damn panties. Should be illegal.
Christina Hendricks. Consider it a peace offering to Sill. http://i.minus.com/iboRWPfTsLoR3D.gif
Don’t know anything but peace.
I like a woman who enjoys her damn titties!
The other thing I like is the situation; she is tall and has a short dress, both combine to make things ride up, she doesn’t want/wants to show a little, but not too much, the awkwardness of the crossing makes me want to take a peak.
It’s warm out; not quite warm warm, but getting there.
I thought we’d
at least in our heads.
We might see a celebrity like Kelly…
Maybe the latest in beachwear.
or shop for summer…
maybe just stay home and grille.
This morning’s walk on the beach was goddamn glorious. About 65, light haze and a whole collection of hot ladies exercising.
Martin’s link from… up there a ways.
Sexiness aside. I should start DVRing this show. Just seeing the screencaps made me laugh my ass off. http://imgur.com/a/Bc5xY
The Steve Harvey version of Family Feud is the best since Richard Dawson was kissing half the country.
Other game shows…..
Fucking A right!
I thought I had more of her. Did you all know she played Cover Girl in G.I. Joe? The one with C-Tates.
The Way Way Back is on HBO. It suffers from some of the same flaws of every revisionist take on the screenwriters’ failed adolescence, but it’s still pretty good and Sam Rockwell is great as Sam Rockwell.
Who invited camels to this VS shoot? http://37.media.tumblr.com/5aaf0c60460c199b7fbe356428266f54/tumblr_n3kay4PqIN1r0ya3zo1_1280.jpg
She’s even better at football than the Dolphins. http://billidollarbaby.tumblr.com/post/82084527229/karolina-kurkova-for-vogue-mexico-april-2014-in
Now boarding KommentAir. Enjoy your flight attendants. http://24.media.tumblr.com/d19c8fc4b5810fb82a4df4bd322dbb3e/tumblr_mpqu7sjr3q1s7nfi8o1_500.gif
I’ve had some awesome cars in my life, but I never had a Beetle. I like how this one gives zero fucks to being hit by Dead Reckoning. http://i.imgur.com/tVdttdG.gif
A friend had a Beetle during my twenties; that was the best fucking snow/stoner car ever. Reliable easy to drive, good traction in snow, easy to fix, cheap, perfect for that age. This looks exactly like it.
A friend of mine as a teenager had a Golf GTI Mk I that looked exactly like this.
It’s why I still drive a Golf GTI:
Martin; thanks. This one has more camel toes than the Silk Road.
That VS white bikini shoot may have a little age on it but DAYUM it can still get it!
/pants fall off
Maybe this affected Rex when he was young.
Claudine Auger: starred as assassin Dominique Derval opposite Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball (1965).
Ann-Margret: real-life motorbike enthusiast and rider in a production still from The Swinger (1966).
Raquel Welch: Texan-born model, started on American television breakout movie performance as Loana the cavegirl in the British movie One Million Years B.C. (1966).
I would’ve replied sooner, but ti………………………………….
It’s not bad, it’s it?
huh? What? I was paying attention to tits.
I said, “It’s not bad, is it?”
I was referring to the .gif
Praise from Caesar!
Spanky Datass: Lord Of The Flies Off
I bruised my hammy.
Remember to always practice safe fapping.
Watch out for the hammy:
Top Ten Penzey’s:
Mural Of Flavor
Telicherry Black Peppercorns
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