Certificate Of Merit April22

Trying to pick the best comment from Cheesy Names For The New Packers Dating Site would harder to do than picking a favorite star from the night sky, the best nacho on the plate or even the greatest guitar cord ever strummed. It would be impossible. Every comment made us laugh harder than the next, a truly glorious day in KSK Kommentariat history. When pointing new readers to the site, send them there. Show them what you, the vast Kommentariat, are made of and what we’re doing here in our corner of the internet. 

I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your non-dairy dating comments of the week for April 16-22, 2014.

Shahid Khan Has A Problem With Jacksonville’s Millionaires

Cuntler

So Kahn is kind of a dick?

/lifts moustache from “zany” pile

//tosses moustache in “diabolical” pile

SRRY BOUT TXT BILL. HERE IS UR BILLS HOODIE

Stabby Pants

This post gave me BLANK TYPE OF CANCER.

(Reply) Old School Zero

TXT ALERT INJURY UPDATE: D. MARRONE (COACH) – PROBABLE (SOME CANCER)

(Reply) Moose (The Thread Ender)

My children have autism because of those three texts.

Tim Tebow Is An SEC-Speed Lumberjack. Let’s Photoshop Him.

TimTebowIsAProAndAQuarterbackButNotBoth

If he gets the correct size of splinter in his eye, he can use it as a toothpick!

KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Nice Work, Draftniks

SonOfSpam

Gerard Phelan ran 25 of the 26.2 miles, but Flutie gets all the credit.

Some Lunatic Designed a U.S. Airways Model Plane Vibrator

Make It Snow

This won’t sell well with physicists. They’ll assume it’s a frictionless plane.

Special Report: Defending the Shield with Nancy Grace

MythReindeer

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN, RATINGS WHORES?

Meet Palcohol: Powdered Alcohol, Just What Your Tailgate Needed – UPDATED

I Love It When You Call Me Bob Poppa

It’s called Palcohol because after three packets, even Tyler Palko looks great.

Donovan McNabb Reportedly Arrested For DUI In Arizona In December But The Mug Shot Comes Now

Deadlydeadlyhawk

Adding sobriety test to the list of things he can’t pass.

Get Your Poutine Ready: Chad Johnson Joins The CFL

Make It Snow

This will be good for Chad. As long as he’s playing in Canada, he can only commit foreign violence.

Oooooof.

Better Know A Draft Pick: Khalil Mack

Upstate Underdog

Berman nickname: To Khalil A Mack-ing Bird