Now would be a good time to go through your contacts on your cellphone, find your mom, wife, boyfriend, brother, or another loved one, and just give them a call for the hell of it. Hear their loving, soothing voice and let it slowly chip away at the knowledge that we now live in a world where rich white southerners can have rap songs written about them by former child actors from Canada. Forget about that and tell your grandma you love her. I promise, it’ll make you feel better.
I want more like this!
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