After spending less than a week on the open market, DeSean Jackson has signed a three-year deal with the Redskins worth $24 million with $16 million guaranteed. That means two games against the Eagles to exact revenge. But it also means making $8 million this year, which is bound to piss off this inane Breitbart writer who seems convinced that, because DeSean Jackson happens to know someone in a gang, he deserves to be removed from the sport.
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