First name: Cassius (She came around!)
Last name: Kogod
Weight: 4 lbs 5 oz
He’s tiny! And six weeks early, the little pisher.
Position: Long snapper. Or possibly a left handed reliever. I’m thinking safety and job security here.
College: Someplace cheap/free. Possibly online?
High school: Current district is BCC. Subject to change.
Other famous alumni: David Simon, Tommy Davidson, Daniel Stern, ANDY POLLEY.
Age: 1 week
Shares a birthday with: Sean Taylor, not that I’m ever going to make a big deal of it or anything.
Parents: Unsilent Majority and Sarah Kogod
How they met: Would you believe it if I told you that it was THROUGH THIS VERY WEBSITE?
Siblings: Gonna need some time on that.
Major: Anything but Sociology
What is your problem with Sociology?: Pseudo-science!
40 yard dash: I’d settle for his eyes opening.
Twitter: I’m not Darren Rovell. I’ll give it a couple of weeks.
Potential Berman nicknames: Not a nickname as much as a terrible Howard Cosell impression.
Random image that shows up in Google Image Search: This stock photo, because of references to the Roman senator and the Kogod Cradle.
Nicest comparisons: Sammy Baugh
Meanest comparison: Some ugly baby
Strengths: Loose hips
Weaknesses: Lacks mass
Red flags: Bilirubin
Coveted by: Grandparents
Where he’ll go: Anywhere but the NFC East.
What Nolan Nawrocki is saying: He could have probably played a real position but his dad’s a pussy.
Impact: /shits pants
Top image via NICU
I want more like this!
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