You thought moutheyes were bad, and then butteyes became a thing.
The first week of spring, at least where I'm at, was a miserable extension of winter and I'm ready for it not to be cold. Doesn't look like that's coming immediately this weekend, so it's up to liquor and Internet sexiness to keep me busy until nature gets its act together.
Back on Monday. Keep it sexy until then.
I want more like this!
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