It was another grand week for the KSK Kommentariat as Michael Vick became a Jet, we said goodbye to Nacho in New York, Dan Snyder was Dan Snyder, the league proposed a few new rules, while day drinking and unrelated brackets took over the rest of the sports world.
I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your spring-fresh comments for the week ending March 25, 2014.
(Mr. Horatio Cornblower, Mr. Porkythefirst, Mr. Sill Bimmons and M. Skim172, I’m going to need to see you after class about the ludicrous STAR WARS prequals discussion you had in the Drew Brees/NOAH costume post. Your conclusions about AOTC are all wrong and if some part of your mind wasn’t blown by the idea that Yoda was responsible for bringing a clone army under the Federation control paired with the actual visual of Yoda commanding troops for the first time, well. We’re going to have to workshop this some more. I have ALLLLLLL OFFSEASON to make my point.)
See, Dan Snyder, THAT’S how you should own an NFL team. By which I mean, just die already.
“I love your plates.”
– Dan Gilbert, upon meeting with the Oneida Nation.
Looks like the Wheel…
…won’t be ’round as much.
So the league and it’s media minions can threaten Marshawn Lynch with fines for not wanting to attend media sessions and answer the same lame ass questions over and over and use thinly veiled racist verbiage to describe this “uppity” person, but one of the signature coaches in the league blows off a picture of it’s coaches and ha ha nothing to see here. just wondering if anyone will point this out to assholes King, Florio and any other sexually frigid reporter or am I just being jelly?
I think all the PR stunts Dan Snyder has been doing lately to appease the Native Americans is a little corny. No, wait. It’s a little maizey. My apologies.
I love it when you call me Bob Poppa
You can never have too much Axe on you.
Au contraire, a Schiano Man rarely stabs first. He falls hopelessly behind until the very end and then, when his opponent lets up to avoid completely and utterly humiliating the Schaino Man, by god it’s stabbing time!
Hey, Jets fans, he’s NACHO quarterback no more!
Rex Ryan and Mike Vick in the same locker room?
God help the player with sore feet who complains that his dogs are killing him.
Why does Pete Carroll look so happy? He went to Jared.
/stabs self in the duodenum
Eli’s favorite Ninja Turtle is Raphael because he is sick of people talking about Leonardo’s leadership skills.
And in the prophetic category:
Bills propose…nevermind, we’ll just sit here quietly until Ralph “The CryptKeeper” Wilson finally shuffles off this mortal coil.
(reply) In Da Buff
Bills propose that there is never a need for succession plan to be in place in case of owner’s death – team will stay in whatever city it is currently in and automatically receive playoff spot to console grieving fanbase.
I want more like this!
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