Certificate Of Merit March 5Hello and welcome to this edition of the Kommentariat Komments of the Week. I should confess now, I laughed at every single comment in the Richie Incognito Bullied His Car thread even though he’s probably on his way to a break with reality and we’re all awful people for chuckling over his misery no matter how deserved it may be. Well done everyone.

I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your best KSK comments for the week ending March 4, 2014. We’ve made it through a month without football.

Richard Sherman: It’s almost racist to not let NFL players use the N-Word

CBQUE

I can hear Jerry Richardson now: Look these people can’t use it on the field but when I’m at the country club it’s cool right Rog?

The Buccaneers Uniforms Got Calculator Font

Lord of the Buttfumble

This uniform change makes sense as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the football equivalent of dividing by zero.

This Week In F*ck You: The ’90s Nostalgia Bandwagon/a>

Duchess

Austin now is like if the people from Buzzfeed and Urban Outfitters created a city 3 sizes too small for itself.

The Cleveland Browns And The Worst HR Questionnaire

WhyEaglesWhy

Q: Name all of the things you could do with a brick in one minute.

A: If you draft me? Shit it.

PFT Commenter’s exclusive interview with former Braves pitcher John Rocker

Make It Snow

Apparently the concept of trolling is foreign to John Rocker, and by “foreign” I mean something that makes him really angry.

Kommentariat Komments of the Week: February 19-25, 2014

So pissed I didn’t think of this one:

Horatio Cornblower

After Sarah’s comment about komments benefiting from her whiskey intake, and then saying she was whiskey free this morning, I was expecting this article to be blank.

I would have laughed.

Better Know A Draft Pick: Jadeveon Clowney

Lord of the Buttfumble

Since Clowney is wearing a Batman shirt and Cam Newton has his Superman shirt rip thing, can the two of them form the Just-US League and invite all the me-first Glory Boys to join?