Irsay-James

More details have emerged in Jim Irsay’s DWI arrest from earlier this month, as The Indianapolis Star obtained the police report from the incident. Turns out Irsay was pulled over when an officer observed him going 10 mph in a 35 mph zone then stopped in the middle of the street for no reason. Classic stoner driving by Jim.

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay had trouble standing, his speech was slurred and he admitted taking several medications but refused to voluntarily submit to a blood test after he was stopped by a Carmel police officer on March 16.

Police also found $29,029 in cash — most of it in a briefcase and laundry bag where police also found numerous bottles containing prescription drugs — in the silver Toyota Highlander that the billionaire was driving.

Well, that’s a suspicious amount of money. Then again, if I were a billionaire, 29 grand would be my walking around money too. Which is probably why I’m too dumb to be a billionaire. Jim Irsay is too, so it’s probably a good thing for him that he was born into it.