Hope they sell a bunch. It’ll help offset the cost of John Elway’s spending spree.
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They are certainly channeling the Danny.
However, they just made it to the SuperBowl, and their franchise QB is about a million years old.
So there is a sensible argument for what Elway is doing.
Having said that, dick joke. HAHAHA, BROWN COWS!!
We got butt rammed so hard in the SB, I am positive the mouth breathers back in Denver probably believe that we ARE the FA champs.
And it kind of holds water. What do you want us to do in March? Root for the Nuggets? Watch Spring Training Rockies games!?!
I dunno, if only there was this substance you can take, that alleviates pain, relaxes the body, has minimal reprecussions and is widely available in Colorado thanks to a governing law. You can take that and make watching Adventure Time seem more enjoyable.
Ha ha. Nuggets.
The Nuggets are lofty.
Buy that sweatshirt, you get a Papa John’s coupon good for a full-priced pizza with any purchase of a full-priced pizza.
plus a free large beverage – I choose that butter dipping sauce.
It was either this promotion, or give the employees health benefits.
Hey, giving their employees health benefits would raise the price of their pizzas 17 cents–if they passed on 100% of the costs to their customers, as all good businesses do! Fuck the customers and fuck the employees: we have to keep our profits.
@Lothar of the Hill People , I agree and I’d switch to a different pizza chain if they didn’t put cocaine in that butter dipping sauce.
@Monty this seems strange to me Why don’t you just order a ton of the dipping sauce and stock it up to eat with other (better) pizzas?
@Monty this seems strange to me Unless you still value your dignity or something silly like that.
@The Flattest Eric
Butter, garlic powder, salt. Use margarine if you want it authentically shitty, maybe throw in some preservatives.
It’s not over yet; the Raiders have $60 million still.
I hope they spend it all on a new punter
Terrell Owens is still available
They won’t spend money on a punter–they’ll just draft one in the 2nd round.
True story: my Raiders fan friend drafted Seabass in the 2nd round of our fantasy football draft.
“Dead owner sets town for fan fantasy draft.”
or tone…. whichever.
@thebigcat: Owens is currently under a ham-sandwich contract with @Old School Zero, and I don’t know that Oakland has the pieces to pull off a trade. Also, I’m not entirely certain how the League treats luncheon meat for salary-cap purposes.
With Oakland’s cap space and likely boxes of leftover purple drank ingredients from JaMarcus Russel somewhere in the stadium, we might be able to come to an agreement. I’ll also accept one of Darren McFadden’s femurs (even though it’ll probably break).
So, are the Broncos going to do anything about their horrible secondary?
You don’t think TJ Ward and Aqub Talib are an improvement?
Revis Island has been cut by Tampa. Who pounces first, John Elway or Bill Bellichick?
Is being on an island the Patriot Way?
Elway pounces. His horsey teeth are fast.
How about the J-E-T-S?
REVIS AND BUTTHEAD
Donks have enough cap room left to buy some sand from the island.
Honestly I think Elway must be kicking himself. I mean I think he took Talib because that hurt New England, but he had to know Revis would be released. Revis is better.
I’m thinking that this is the part where Dan Snyder’s willpower breaks. Expect a Champ Bailey signing to follow soon after
DOOPY PANTZ DOWN
When I read your comment I thought he got arrested in downtown Cleveland for indecent exposure.
That’s an accurate thought, except the Cleveland police never did their part.
P.S. Guy is angry at people making fun of Weeden (at PFT, of course):
tecmobowl34 says: Mar 12, 2014 3:59 PM
Not a Browns fan, but I really can’t stand the keyboard GM’s on this site. You guys are the basement-dwellers of the entire internet, which is saying quite a bit.
Do any of you even like football? Doesn’t seem like it sometimes.
Sure, they look like offseason champs now, but they’ll probably lose the offseason Super Bowl in humiliating fashion.
Oh you cut me to the bone.
You mean, “again”, right?
No, no, that was the postseason Super Bowl. A lot of people confuse the two.
Denver/ Boulder has an off season super bowl; it’s call Weedfest.
The great Denver sports media in action: “Ware on the right, playing next to Derek Wolfe at defensive end, folks have already begun coining the term “WareWolfe.””
You have my permission to fire at will.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The idiots on the local radio….. fuck!
I’ll defend you pro bono Moose. Go get ‘em.
/we’re pleading insanity and this site doesn’t exist!
@Horatio Cornblower im pretty sure dedication to this site can only support an insanity plea
They’ll cut Dreeeesson and Tamme and flood the third string tight end FA who were getting near starter money market.
Can we get those t-shirts too?
- African kids
That darn Nnamdi Asomugha, he’s never satisfied with what he has…
I think Nnamdi actually *made* that shirt.
This is still the finest shirt that I own. Should have gotten married in this beauty.
Needs moar racism.
Dan Snyder kicks old woman who can’t afford season tickets in retaliation for your insult.
@Cuntler He wears it with black face so its all good
@Merry Weather That is nothing compared to what he does to season ticket holders every day.
The Skins seasons may start as offseason Champs, but it always ends up in a trail of tears.
Damn, and we got a sensible price on that safety from the Factory…then we spend Snyder money on Snyder-ish guys like Talib and Ware. Ugh.
Both positions of need, but yea.
I am hoping against hope that this is primarily becuase we had concerns about DRC’s fire, and/or he wanted $10M per, too. Verner at $6m, though…sounds much better.
They were talking about managing Ware’s snaps down to like 25 or so per game. Yikes.
Oh well, at least we are now free to use the 31st pick on a good RT.
As a Titans fan, I’m appalled that we decided not to pay Verner. I thought it was stupid before, but he’s only getting 6 a year. Now it’s just… I can’t even…
From what I’ve read, DRC did want ten million or more a year. If that’s the case, I’m okay with it. Guessing Verner just wasn’t really in play for Denver, for whatever reason.
I liked DRC in coverage, but the fucker would not tackle a runningback. Talib is much more physical. They paid market for those guys which always seems high, but I’m happy with the quality. Middle LB is still a weak spot. They are still enough under the cap to sign draft choices, but no more FAs until they cut some other folks.
Greed; agreed. Maybe he clashed with….. the Titans…….. management.
With all the other quality in the front seven, I would be fine seeing what Nate Irving can do. After all, he was one of about three guys who didn’t shit all over himself in the SB.
That said, MLB tend to be undersized and can usually find a reasonable dart toss or two in the mid-to-late rounds. I would be inclined to go T-G-WR with the first 3 picks, though.
Unlooks that Cooks f-cker from Oregon State is still there at 31. Love that guy.
I don’t have a problem with the O-line at all, except the need more depth and to replace Beadles. While Irving is a good hitter he is terrible in coverage, he is more back-up material since he can play either S or M, so to speak. I think they are in a position to OBEY THE BIG BOARD on draft day, but the really need depth in a lot of positions which they don’t have now.
Ravens signed Jacoby Jones for four more years, hopefully he’ll use some of that money to invest in subtitles so we can understand what in fuck he’s saying.
Being from the same city, let me translate for you: GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO
I have to agree with Jacoby; gumbo is fucking awesome.
Sometimes he screams “Yakamein” just to show he’s bilingual.
I’m a little disappointed Golden Tate didn’t sign with the Packers, just for all the awkward Lambeau Leaps.
You think Packers fans are still bitter?
The guy who streams in WEEI normally drives me crazy with the New Negland ass kissing media, but today was wonderful. Oh off season champs, The Patriot Way bullshit. My god stop it, you’ve been living off the previous decade for so long you think you can do no wrong. I hope Denver beats the shit out of them.
I listened to WEEI on my way to and from court today. it was glorious the entire time, and I had a long commute.
I want my ring.
Goddamnit. What’s the opposite of Patriots Schadenfreude Day?
NAWT ST. PATRICK’S DAY YA FAHCKIN’ FAHCK!!!
A quick trip to Cocytus?
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