Cetificate Of Merit Feb 12

Welcome to the KSK Kommentariat, a group of readers so dedicated to the NFL offseason they will impressively make 400 comments drafting guitar solos. Nice work everyone. Extra thanks to Rikki-Tikki-Deadly for making a Spotify playlist of the KSK contributors’ picks.

Before we get to this week’s KOTW, Horatio Cornblower commented on last week’s KOTW thread, “Not to try to out ass-kiss Balls of Steel but I feel almost as bad for Sarah having to wade through all of our idiocy on a weekly basis to find the occasional pearl as I do for Ape having to read PK. That’s a lot of fucktardery for the both of them, but at least Sarah gets to do it with the knowledge that none of us are getting paid for this. Except Otto. That guy better be getting fucking PAID.”

Horatio, I like to believe you are all being paid handsomely to comment on KSK by your employers, because what good employer does not want their employees to take frequent mental health breaks between tasks so they can reset their brains? Your employer doesn’t believe in breaks? Make like Luther and go nail this article from The New York Times on human resources’ door:

Employees generally need to detach from their work and their work space to recharge their internal resources, he says. Options include walking, reading a book in another room or taking the all-important lunch break, which provides both nutritional and cognitive recharging.

See? KSK is here to make you a better employee.

And with no further adieu, here are the finest in KSK comments for the week ending February 11, 2014.

Steelers Bring Back Joey Porter To Teach The Way Of Peezy

Jim U

Just when the mini ponies thought it was safe to go back into the water…

NFL Personalities’ Valentines Day Plans: Revealed!

William Charles Schneider

5Chan: Breaking into the NSA’s data base, framing the entire Buffalo Bills’ front office for conspiracy to assassinate key political figures across the globe. Later, sending pr0n bots and trojan horses to Mike Mularkey’s inbox (but that’s every Friday night).

GRUDEN TALK: Jon and Herm Discuss Sochi With Fiona Hill

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

THIS VLADIMIR PUTIN, I CALL HIM GREG SCHIANO BECAUSE HE TRIES TO CRUSH DISSENT, HATES THE MEDIA, INSISTS UPON CROSSING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S TERRITORY TO ATTACK AN OPPONENT, FUCKED OVER THE PEOPLE OF ST. PETERSBURG TO GET RICH, AND COULD ONLY GET A SUPER BOWL RING BY STEALING ONE.

Peter King Doesn’t Even Bother To Ask An NFL GM To Go On The Record With His Disdain of a Gay Player

Duchess

“I spoke to all anonymously”

To me it sounds like he was in a NFL scout/exec chat room pretending to be a 14 yr old Russian Girl girl named Petra Tzar and asking them about their thoughts on Sam being gay. I mean how else would they not know who he was and he not know who they were?

Now had they spoke on condition of anonymity then that would be a different story.

WorldNetDaily Says The Broncos’ Super Bowl Performance Was Wrath From God For Tebow

Make It Snow

WND readers probably think “black mob violence” is the name of Seattle’s defensive scheme.