Cetificate Of Merit Feb 25Many people have asked what it takes to have a comment selected for the KSK Kommentariat Komments of the Week. The answer is simple, don’t write for anyone’s taste but your own and make sure the person or people picking the comments has consumed at least one or two whiskies.

I am your host Sarah Sprague, sadly whiskey-free this morning, and these are your comments of the week.

Republican Lobbyist Pushes Bill to Ban Gay NFL Players

Make It Snow

Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country.

Even the ones already facing the prospect of their sons suffering premature dementia and death?

Peter King Tries To Perform An Image-ectomy on Johnny Manziel

Mike McCarthyism

If Peter was the reporter in charge of investigating the Watergate scandal, Nixon would have had an 8 term Presidency.

Big Black Richard 2

So now we’ve got Roger Goodell and 32 old white guys telling black players that they can’t use the n-word.

Unacceptable. For decades, my people have been telling whites that they can’t use the n-word, and I’ll be damned if we’re going to allow whites to feel the glorious sense of satisfaction that comes with telling us that we can’t use it either. Hells no. I’d sooner date Paula Deen than accept that.

(Reply) Old School Zero
It’s sad that penalties aren’t reviewable, as I’d love for the irony of a ref having to go stick his head under a hood to determine if hate speech was used.

This Week In F*ck You: NFL Memes

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Better Know A Draft Pick: Blake Bortles

Silent Mic

Man, that’s gotta be tough for the ego. Google yourself, and the main thing that comes up is your girlfriend’s tits?

At that point, you’re not even a man. You’re like….a bra.