Warthog scouting report:
Lacks awareness in space; physique suggests poor conditioning; likely too tasty to survive at the pro level; unable to get separation from predators; makes more noise while being eaten than you’d like to see out of a franchise player; is dead.
Projects as: Browns first-round pick.
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