I really wanted an animal kingdom representation of Super Bowl XLVIII but sadly there is a total lack of YouTube videos of an osprey ripping a horse to shreds. THANKS FOR NOTHING, NATURE. Instead, I suppose I’m willing to settle for a bald eagle ripping off a goose’s head then fighting over it with a hawk. Gotta hang onto the head. It let’s everyone know who you slaughtered.

Also, apologies for the horrible narrator.