It’s like a formulaic sports movie in which a band of outmatched underdogs comes together to take down a superior foe. Just this time it results in a dead python. I’m not sure what type of ants those are, but just to be safe I’ll assume at any point an army of ants could consume me whole. That’s the last of my picnicing days!
I want more like this!
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