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You can’t stop Joe Namath from trying to make out with on-air talent, it’s like telling Brett Favre to stop always having a friendly golden retriever around or asking Ditka to stop forcing Werther’s Originals on Keyshawn during every commercial break.

The NFL’s favorite drunk uncle Joe Namath was brought on Fox News “The Five” on Friday to give his analysis of the Super Bowl, and in classic Joe Namath form, he went in for the kiss on Fox News’ Kimberly Guilfoyle. The good stuff starts at the 2:00 mark.

Joe goes on to tell Kimberly that he hopes that he’ll see her at the MVP party later on which is where he really screws up. An experienced Pick-Up Artist like Namath should have known you never invite a girl that you like to anything, it sounds too desperate. You either tell her that you would never invite her anywhere, and wait for her to insist that she join you, or you just grab her by the hand and force her to consent to coming along. But all credit to Joe, he didn’t even ask for a kiss this time, he just went in for it like a true gentleman.

Of course, this season marked the 10th anniversary of Broadway Joe’s other famous kissing incident for which this website was named. Never change Joe.