While everyone was concerned with the 9/11 Truther who cut off Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith’s postgame press conference, the folks at Infowars say we sheeple need to wake up and realize that Smith was wearing Illuminati imagery during that very press conference. Circles within circles!
Ultimately, InfoWars determined that Smith probably wasn’t shouting out the Illuminati (HOW CAN THEY BE SO SURE!?) but was just keeping up with hippity hop style that romanticizes it.
That’s a relief, though InfoWars didn’t even bother to point out Peyton Manning’s Illuminati imagery.
Probably because if Peyton were part of a secret society controlling the world, he’d have played a little better.
I want more like this!
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