We’re not sure how many years it takes to earn a Doctorate of Awesome while earning your spot on the Bronco’s roster, but the syllabus probably looks like this:
4 credits in Scotch Identification, Know Your Islands from Your Islays
6 credits in Race Car Driving
4 credits in Pizza Fabrication; Multiple Cheeses and You
2 credits in Cigar Aficionado Essays on the Macanudo
17 credits in Name Dropping
Scholarships available to those who earned an MFA in Tubular and RADification Studies.
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